Kaitlin Olson: Dee Reynolds
America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Kaitlin Olson credited as playing...
Dee Reynolds
- Dennis Reynolds: Oh, you better have a good reason for getting us outta bed this early, jerk.
- Frank Reynolds: I got a goddamn great reason for gettin' you out of bed. This bar is hemorrhaging money!
- Charlie Kelly: You gotta spend money to make money. Economics 101, dude.
- Frank Reynolds: You're bleeding us to death! Especially with that company credit card you got.
- Mac: Uh, that is for business expenses, Frank. Everything on there is a business expense.
- Frank Reynolds: Who spent $500 for laser hair removal?
- Dennis Reynolds: Right over here, Slick. Don't wanna have hair down there, know what I'm sayin'?
- Frank Reynolds: Who spent $5,000 for a samurai sword?
- Mac: [raises hand] Your head of security.
- Charlie Kelly: Yeah, just wait till he saves your life one day with it.
- Frank Reynolds: $6,000 on a camcorder!
- Dee Reynolds: Well, I've decided what I'm gonna do is I'm going to take all those hilarious characters that I've been creating over the past several years. I'm gonna put 'em on tape, I'm gonna put 'em on YouTube. That way I can get discovered by like a casting director or a producer. I get some kind of a TV development deal.
- Dennis Reynolds: Yeah, right, so the point is, Frank, is that these are all business expenses. I mean, some are definitely more realistic than others...
- Charlie Kelly: [points to Dee] Yeah, not that one.
- Dennis Reynolds: No, not at all, but nonetheless I believe bought as a business expense.
- Frank Reynolds: They're not business expenses! What *I* bought is a business expense. What I bought is somethin' that's gonna save our asses!
- Dennis Reynolds: [mockingly] Okay. Yeah, all right.
- Charlie Kelly: All right, what d'ya get?
- Frank Reynolds: I bought a billboard!
- [cue title: "America's Next Top Paddy's Billboard Model Contest"]
- Dee Reynolds: See this is the part where I would volunteer to be the girl on the billboard and you guys would find some reason not to and compare me to some sort of animal like a giant bird.
- Dennis Reynolds: [agreeing] Oh she looks so much like a bird doesn't she?
- Charlie Kelly: See I was thinking fish because of how far apart her eyes are.