Kadeem Hardison credited as playing...
Judge Harry Watkins
- Rochelle Rock: [to Judge Watkins] My son is a good kid! And my husband is innocent! So, you know what? You can take your little Hansel and Gretel and you can shove it up your...
- Judge Harry Watkins: Lady, you are out of order!
- Rochelle Rock: No! You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole trial is out of order!
- Judge Harry Watkins: [to the baliff] Get her out of here! Get her out of here!
- Rochelle Rock: [as she's being escorted out of the courtroom] Attica! Attica!
- Judge Harry Watkins: [when he sees Rochelle] God, not you.
- Chris Rock: You two know each other?
- Rochelle Rock: Yes. He's the so-called judge that threw me in jail after I beat that speeding ticket.
- Judge Harry Watkins: You were in contempt.
- Narrator: She still is.
- Judge Harry Watkins: [to Rochelle] How about we let bygones be bygones?
- Rochelle Rock: Bye. Gone.
- Narrator: That's how proper black people say, "Let's squash this."
- Rochelle Rock: [after Chris loses his Scholastathon competition]
- [to Judge Watkins]
- Rochelle Rock: I hope this doesn't hurt our chances for getting into "Hansel and Gretel."
- Judge Harry Watkins: Oh, your chances aren't hurt.
- Rochelle Rock: Oh, thank God.
- Judge Harry Watkins: They're destroyed, decimated, obliterated, annihilated...
- Judge Harry Watkins: [when he sees Rochelle in his courtroom] What... what are you, following me around?
- Rochelle Rock: You think I want to be here?
- Judge Harry Watkins: Say the wrong thing and you'll get locked up faster than a door with Jehovah's Witnesses coming.
- Narrator: Just joking, witnesses. We love you guys!