Jacqueline Mazarella credited as playing...
Ms. Morello
- Ms. Morello: [to Chris] If you think white people are smart, wait until you get to class with the Asians.
- Ms. Morello: [after finding out that Chris mouthed off to his teacher] Excuse your mama? Chris, what were you thinking?
- Chris Rock: I don't know. I guess I have to go back to Thurman's class now.
- Ms. Morello: No, I can get you back into AP class, but no more "your mama" jokes. Obviously, you need a challenge, so I'm putting you on the Academic Scholastathon Team.
- Chris Rock: Academic Scholasta-what?
- Ms. Morello: Scholastathon! It's a team competition where students match their intellects against students from other schools.
- Chris Rock: I'm not sure I'm right for this.
- Ms. Morello: Are you kidding? This will be like intellectual basketball and you're our Dr. J!
- Narrator: I just hope I don't get hung from the intellectual rim.
- Ms. Morello: [to Julius] You know, it's really not polite to use your voodoo mind tricks on white people.