Ed Westwick credited as playing...
Chuck Bass
- Chuck Bass: No one cares.
- Blair Waldorf: I do. Don't you understand? I'll always be here. I don't want you going anywhere. I couldn't bear it. So whatever you want to do to yourself, please don't do it to me. Please.
- Chuck Bass: I'm sorry.
- Chuck Bass: [shouts] I'm Chuck Bass!
- [pauses]
- Chuck Bass: No one cares.
- Blair Waldorf: I do. Don't you understand? I'll always be here. I don't want you going anywhere, I couldn't bear it. So whatever you want to do to yourself, please don't do that to me.
- [reaches to Chuck]
- Blair Waldorf: Please!
- Jack Bass: [to Chuck] Chuck, your father wouldn't want this.
- Chuck Bass: Fortunately, all I know is what he didn't want... which is me.
- Eric van der Woodsen: [to Chuck] Welcome back! How was Thailand?
- Chuck Bass: I honestly don't remember.
- Eric van der Woodsen: You should come home, Chuck.
- Chuck Bass: [gets a bottle of scotch] I think I'll take in the view from above. It was nice having you as my little brother.
- Chuck Bass: Uncle Jack, what a surprise. How've you been?
- Jack Bass: Uh-huh, so I take it you don't remember our rickshaw ride down Selon Road? The 15-hour flight?
- Chuck Bass: That was you?
- Blair Waldorf: Chuck, stop. All this doesn't help. It isn't you.
- Chuck Bass: Wrong. Bart may have been a bastard, but he saw me better than anyone. Simply living up to my potential. It's time to let go of your fantasies.
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over, as Chuck has to assure Headmistress Queller it will never happen again] Pop quiz: What do you get when you cross Chuck Bass, a billion dollars and Bart cold in the ground?
- Chuck Bass: For you, Headmistress, everything.
- [rises in devil-may-care way]
- Gossip Girl: Freefall.
- Chuck Bass: Everybody, it's been a pleasure.
- [lights up his joint]
- Blair Waldorf: [re Chuck at his burlesque club] Just go home.
- Chuck Bass: Well, that would be rude, since I'm hosting a party here tonight. I posted it on Gossip Girl. Maybe you'll grace us with a dance.