Franco Pinelli credited as playing...
Albertino
- Albertino: How's your acting career going?
- Marchino Schisa: Don't go on about that.
- Maria Schisa: He's got an audition with Fellini.
- Marchino Schisa: It's not an audition. Fellini's just looking for extras. He's seeing 4,000 people.
- Maria Schisa: It's still an audition.
- Maria Schisa: Nennè, you didn't even try the bell peppers.
- Nenella: Of course not. I'm doing Witch Watch.
- Franco: What's that?
- Austera: She means Weight Watchers.
- Albertino: She's already lost almost 8 pounds.
- Signora Gentile: Lose another 130 to match Pavarotti's weight!
- Albertino: Ignore him. Our uncle's a lawyer. He's grown a little cynical after losing 18 consecutive lawsuits.