Jennifer Morrison credited as playing...
Dr. Allison Cameron
- Dr. Allison Cameron: I'm not going to play games. If you come to me with a request and it makes medical sense, I'll say yes.
- Dr. Gregory House: I need oral sex. Pretty sure biological imperative qualifies as medical sense.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Can I return my phone call now?
- Dr. Gregory House: I don't really see how that's going to be possible.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: There's no medical justification for that kind of...
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Not medically, no. Absolutely no medical rationalization. I had to say yes because House wanted me to say no.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You think he was bluffing?
- Dr. Allison Cameron: I'm the new kid. He had to test me.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Don't get cute. Don't engage him. Do not play his games because you will lose.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: You hired me to do this job. Let me do it.
- Dr. Gregory House: I can't find you the proof you want because it's trapped inside her head and the only way I can get at it is to cut it open and rip it out, which is apparently the one test you won't let me run. So either I do this or I do nothing.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: What do you want me to do? Say yes just because you're House?
- Dr. Gregory House: I'd certainly like that, yeah.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: [hands the file over House] Yes.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: [to Cuddy] Great work today. I should've trusted your instincts. I will in the future.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: I quit.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I think I just apologized. If you want, I can get down on my knees.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: It's not because of you. I approved an insane procedure with no proof, no evidence, no...
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: You made the right call. The problem was a brain problem. Without the procedure, House never notices the increased left-brain function. She'd be dead if you hadn't said yes.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: I know, but... I'll always say yes to House. I studied under him. He's in my head. And if you gave anyone else this job, they would always say no, because... well, because they should. House is insane.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Which leaves me.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: I'm sorry.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Cameron] Love what you're wearing. Brings out the blue of the case file, which means it's not from the ER. So why are you here?
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Because Dr. Cuddy is not here. She's decided to spend some more time at home with the baby for a while. I'm taking over some of her day-to-day responsibilities, like babysitting you.
- Dr. Gregory House: Interesting. You have your whole life ahead of you, so why would Cuddy want you to die so young?
- Dr. Allison Cameron: She figured I'd spent three years working for you. I was innoculated.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: [to House] You wanna remove your patient's skull.
- Dr. Gregory House: Remind me to revoke Kutner's telephone privileges.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: [to House] You're asking me to let you cut off the top of someone's head. I need more than, "I'll know it when I see it."