Hugh Laurie credited as playing...
Dr. Gregory House
- Dr. Gregory House: You manipulative bitch. You're not suddenly eating healthy because you want to. You're eating healthy because you know I don't want to! I've been mooching food for ten years. Now either it suddenly started bothering you this week or you're...
- Dr. James Wilson: Screwing with you. It needed to be done. After Amber died, I withdrew, tried to change everything, hoping I'd sort it out, find some deeper truth. It was mistake. I should've gone back to normal - to here and now, because that's all we can ever really count on. Things need to get back to normal in your life. And what could be more normal than me screwing with you, and you figuring it out?
- Dr. Gregory House: You manipulative bitch!
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: What's going on with Cameron?
- Dr. Gregory House: She doesn't want back on my team. And she doesn't want to jump me.
- Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Okay.
- [Starts to leave]
- Dr. Gregory House: Whoa. Whoa. What? You ask a question, I rule out two possibilities and you're satisfied? That means you don't want an answer. You just wanted to know there wasn't a particular answer. Either you were worried she wanted back on my team, or you were worried she wanted back on me.
- Dr. Gregory House: I'm losing my mind. All you gotta say is "good"?
- Dr. James Wilson: House, a guy you worked with for two years, who you mentored, and... yes, possibly even cared about, just blew his brains out. You can't find the reason. You can't find the meaning in it. Because sometimes there isn't any. Sometimes... this is all there is. You should be losing it. You'd be crazy not to be off your game. But your mojo's right where you left it. Just... keep playing with it. I gotta go. Help yourself.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Are you teaching commitment classes? 'Cause I thought you were too busy with your lectures...
- Dr. Gregory House: Lecturing that is going to be hysterical. Let me just give you the Cliff Notes. Don't try to dump him by dumping cases on me.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: I told you I never wanted to dump Chase!
- Dr. Gregory House: Absolutely. You want him to dump you! It's totally different, much less guilt. Either way you're out of reasons to avoid him. Kutner was a pretty dumb one to begin with.
- Dr. Allison Cameron: [after House has ordered tests] By myself?
- Dr. Gregory House: Without yourself.
- [to the team]
- Dr. Gregory House: Grab a bat.
- [to Cameron]
- Dr. Gregory House: Grab some pine. Time to bring in the first string.
- [the team leaves]
- Dr. Allison Cameron: Why?
- Dr. Gregory House: You obviously want to be here. But I can't figure out why. I want to see where you go when you can't be here.
- Dr. Gregory House: His history said the environmental kamikaze was single.
- Franni: He um, he probably didn't want me to worry. He told me he was in jail with some of the other protesters.
- Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. No worries there.