Hugh Laurie credited as playing...
Dr. Gregory House
- Dr. Gregory House: People should not be testing drugs because they're desperate. But, people won't test drugs unless they're desperate. We need drugs to save children and puppies, ergo we need desperate people, ergo welfare *kills* sick children.
- Dr. Gregory House: I know "heart" and "head" start with the same three letters, but you gotta read all the way to the end.
- Dr. Gregory House: [Lucas compliments Cuddy's shoes] You don't like her shoes. You like her legs.
- Lucas Douglas: It sounds less creepy if you say shoes.
- Lucas Douglas: I like her. I don't want to do her.
- Dr. Gregory House: Then what's the point of liking her?
- Dr. Chris Taub: You've discovered that one of us has been hiding the ability to stretch or shrink themselves?
- Dr. Gregory House: No. I would never out someone's superpowers.
- Thirteen: Drugs? How many trials are you on?
- Brandon: Three.
- Dr. Gregory House: Admirable. Not many idiots have that much ambition.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Taub] Your marriage is like a broken toaster. Bread keeps popping up, and you keep calling it toast. Which is weird, because you put your bread in a lot of toasters, and apparently you don't see any difference. It's kinda fascinating.