Rick Odekirk
Oswald Jeffrey Gacy
Blue Alien
Reggie / Alex
William Anderson
Nikki Sixx
Glen Rossi
Motorcycle Jesus
Tiffany Woodruff
Jack Smith
Dispatcher Pooter (voice)
Pocahontas
Madison Gellar
Deli LaTuna
Superduperhero
Slutty Bee
'Big' Dick McGee
Old Man Granger
Crystal Cochran
Igor
Ash Simpson
Beer Pong Ghoulie
Edward
Erica Stafford
Bloody Jabawaki
Bloody Vampire
Liz Bo
Megan Nolan
Cowboy
Idaho Student
Deputy Trevor (as Wesley J. Szabo)
Sheriff Leavitt
Bloody Bobby Maxwell