Wally Wingert credited as playing...
The Riddler • Bob Johnson • Henchman #5 • Adrian Chen • Luke Curtis • Gotham Cop • Masked Guard
- Dr. Penelope Young: Patient Interview #39, July 29th. Patient's name is Edward Nigma. Mr. Nigma, tell us about your childhood.
- Riddler: Miserable. Next?
- Dr. Penelope Young: But I'm sure that's when your fascination in riddles began.
- Riddler: Very well. My father hated me. He always called me a moron.
- Dr. Penelope Young: I see.
- Riddler: I was determined to prove him wrong. So I entered a contest at school. A $20 prize to the kid who can solve an almost impossible logic problem. And I won, of course.
- Dr. Penelope Young: And did that please your father?
- Riddler: Hardly. He was convinced that I had cheated. He kept yelling, "You must have cheated! Admit it, you moron, you cheated!" I swore to him that I didn't, and he hit me for lying.
- Dr. Penelope Young: Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
- Riddler: Don't be. He was right.
- Henchman #8: Guest list only! If your name's not on the list, you ain't going in.
- Henchman #8: Let's see, uh... A no, that's not right... B... B... Bane... Ah! Here it is, Batman! Hey! Look's like you're the guest of honor!
- Henchman #8: Give him a big welcome, guys!
- Henchman #6: [Cheers] Yeah! Do it! Way to go!
- Henchman #3: [Cheers] Yeah! Woo hoo hoo! Ah hah! Oh yeah!
- Riddler: You seem distressed, Doctor. Anything you could use my help with?
- Dr. Penelope Young: No thank you, Edward. I'm here to help you. We all are.
- Riddler: Forgive my arrogance, Doctor, but if you think I need your help, well, you're in the right place.
- Henchman #8: Well, look who it is.
- Henchman #2: Yeah, big, bad Batman, come on, tough guy! Come and get us!
- Henchman #8: Oh, look at him, stuck out there. Ain't you got a cat to rescue from a tree or something?
- Henchman #2: [laughs] That's right, go on, get lost, we're in control. Joker will finish you off.
- Dr. Penelope Young: That's horrible. How can you joke about that?
- Riddler: Easy, Doctor, it's not my baby.
- Riddler: You are beginning to impress me, Batman. I'll let you help me find my socks if you keep this up.
- Riddler: Can you hear me, Batman? I know you can. It is I, Edward Nygma, the Riddler, and more importantly, your intellectual superior. My genius has allowed me to hack into your primative communications. Ha ha. My goal is simple: you complete a series of amusingly taxing challenges and... well, you'll see.
- Henchman #2: Yeah, I can't believe Batman just left.
- Henchman #8: Yeaaaah, the stinkin coward limped off, cape between his legs!
- Henchman #8: But he tried to get through it, take him on. He wouldn't stand a chance.
- Henchman #2: Yeah, yeah me too! I'd rip his head off.
- Henchman #4: Those guards didn't put up much of a fight.
- Henchman #8: Joker was right, this is easy.
- Henchman #4: Bring it on!
- Henchman #8: They don't stand a chance.
- Riddler: [Batman collects trophy] So, you found it at last. What have you been doing with your time?