Amanda Bynes credited as playing...
Marianne
- Olive Penderghast: Don't you think it's a little strange that your boyfriend is 22 years old and still in high school?
- Marianne: Not that it's any of your busniess, trollop, but he is here by choice.
- Olive Penderghast: So it's his choice that he's a fourth year senior who can't pass any test he takes?
- Marianne: No, silly,
- [points up]
- Marianne: His. His, with a capital H. If God wanted him to graduate, then God would have given him the right answers.
- Olive Penderghast: [laughs] I'm sorry, but you gotta be shittin' me, woman.
- Marianne: I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection.
- Olive Penderghast: Why? Your parents didn't.
- [from trailer]
- Marianne: There's a higher power that will judge you for your indecency.
- Olive Penderghast: Tom Cruise?
- Marianne: I hope for your sake, God has a sense of humor.
- Olive Penderghast: Oh, I have seventeen years worth of anecdotal proof that He does.
- Olive Penderghast: [about the Cross Your Heart Club] Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot,
- Principal Gibbons: [Cut to basketball game, last year] Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS!
- [crowd screams]
- Woodchuck Todd: WOOO! Blue Devils!
- [does a flip and scores a basket]
- Woodchuck Todd: Yeah! Wooo!
- Marianne: [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers?
- Olive Penderghast: Now, thankfully, we're the much less intimidating...
- Principal Gibbons: [Cut to game, this year] Give it up for the woodchucks!
- [Crowd is silent]
- Woodchuck Todd: The woodchucks! Ar-ra-ra!
- [pretends to chuck wood]
- Woodchuck Todd: Wooo!
- Rhiannon: I liked Todd much better when he was topless.
- Marianne: Seems as if someone's on a downward spiral.
- [stapling papers]
- Olive Penderghast: Seems as if someone's practicing the mundane activity she'll be saddled with the rest of her pathetic life.
- Marianne: You're going to hell!
- Olive Penderghast: Just as long as *you* won't be there
- Marianne: [Forceful] I can assure you; I won't.