Penn Badgley credited as playing...
Woodchuck Todd
- Woodchuck Todd: Hey Olive! You left your glass slipper at the party the other night.
- Olive Penderghast: Yea and I got pumpkin all over my dress too. C'est la vie.
- Woodchuck Todd: La vie.
- Olive Penderghast: Nice! Solid joke.
- Woodchuck Todd: Notoriety, for whatever reason, never seems to benefit the noted, only the 'notees'.
- Woodchuck Todd: [in Woodchuck costume carrying head] Hey Olive.
- Olive Penderghast: Oh my God! The illusion is shattered! This is exactly why they put you in the gas chamber if you take your head off at Disney World.
- Woodchuck Todd: Actually I think they just, you know, they fire you. You're thinking of Disneyland. Disney World is much more liberal.
- Olive Penderghast: Oh yeah! I always forget Disney World went blue in the last election.
- Woodchuck Todd: How's it going?
- Olive Penderghast: [Struggles for words for a moment] Ah, you know, I'm um... I'm here.
- Woodchuck Todd: Can I get you a beer?
- Olive Penderghast: That rhymed...
- Olive Penderghast: I need to get my business in order before I drag you into it.
- Woodchuck Todd: What if I told you I wanna be dragged into it? I could help, maybe.
- Olive Penderghast: Why now? Why are you all of a sudden into me now?
- Woodchuck Todd: I don't know. I haven't overanalyzed it, like you're about to.
- Olive Penderghast: [about the Cross Your Heart Club] Last year's cause celebre was the changing of the school mascot,
- Principal Gibbons: [Cut to basketball game, last year] Give it up for your very own BLUE DEVILS!
- [crowd screams]
- Woodchuck Todd: WOOO! Blue Devils!
- [does a flip and scores a basket]
- Woodchuck Todd: Yeah! Wooo!
- Marianne: [Cut to Marianne handing out pamphlets] How can we exhibit school pride when we're conveyed to others as Satan worshipers?
- Olive Penderghast: Now, thankfully, we're the much less intimidating...
- Principal Gibbons: [Cut to game, this year] Give it up for the woodchucks!
- [Crowd is silent]
- Woodchuck Todd: The woodchucks! Ar-ra-ra!
- [pretends to chuck wood]
- Woodchuck Todd: Wooo!
- Rhiannon: I liked Todd much better when he was topless.