Supposedly Bree Olson is one of the all-time most popular porn stars, but I don't see why, as evidenced by this nothing vehicle for the Adam & Eve contract girl.
Its non-story has her and boyfriend Alan Stafford heading for a weekend at a beach house lent to him by his boss, but they never actually hook up, as Stafford gets angry upon arrival when he discovers she's invited all her friends to drop by without his permission.
I suppose this dumb project was aiming to spoof those AIP drive-in hits starring Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon dating back some 40-plus years, but it fails miserably. Veteran Sharon Kane is introduced for what turns out to be a bit part teamed with crew member Kenny Carolina as sexologists on the beach studying the mating habits of youngsters (or porn stars, whichever turns up).
This is filler, pure and simple, with boring softcore montages of both Bree and co-star Nautica Thorn posing for the camera in the surf. Stock footage of actual surfing is inserted to make it play a bit like a real film, but ghe generic scenes bely that. No ending is provided, merely a title card reading "comically": "To Bree Continued".
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