Julie Kavner credited as playing...
Marge Simpson
- Lisa Simpson: You can't keep us apart. I'll disobey!
- Marge Simpson: I'm Bart Simpson's mother. You think you know any tricks I haven't seen?
- [after Marge leaves, Lisa sneaks out the window and climbs down the tree, but Marge is waiting beneath with a laundry basket]
- Marge Simpson: Bart Simpson, age 3.
- [after they leave, Bart comes out of a hidden door in the tree, wearing ninja clothes and holding a skateboard]
- Bart Simpson: Bart Simpson, age 10.
- Marge Simpson: Here's a few best friend tips. Always compliment her on her looks, and if a dog barks at you, don't make a big deal about it...
- Homer Simpson: A friendship is just like a marriage. The key is to listen. And if a dog barks at you, don't make a big deal about it.
- Marge Simpson: Homer, I just said that!
- Homer Simpson: Whatever you say, honey. If it makes you feel any better, you said it.