Beth Riesgraf credited as playing...
Parker
- [standing atop a skyscraper in repelling harnesses]
- Alec Hardison: I just realized I need to go back to the office.
- Parker: Why?
- Alec Hardison: Because I remembered gravity and the squishiness of my manly parts.
- Parker: [trying to spruce up the office] I bought a plant.
- Alec Hardison: Nice. Team spirit.
- Parker: What does it do?
- Alec Hardison: [after stopping their mark from killing the client] I didn't sign up for any of this. What I did before, nobody got hurt.
- Sophie Devereaux: I stole paintings for a living.
- Parker: I never hurt anybody.
- Eliot Spencer: I actually hurt people, so...
- [Hardison introducing the others to the central room of Leverage Consulting and Associates]
- Alec Hardison: Long version or the short version?
- Sophie Devereaux: Short.
- Eliot Spencer: Short version.
- Parker: Shortest.
- Alec Hardison: Photo and video forensics programs, back doors into every electronic banking system in the world, running heuristic datacrawlers all over the news sites to find our clients. Oh, also...
- Parker: [interrupts] This is the short version?