Robin Tunney credited as playing...
Teresa Lisbon
- Teresa Lisbon: Bad karma doesn't have an expiration date.
- Patrick Jane: Uh, actually it does. According to traditional Buddhist teachings, I'm counting on it.
- Teresa Lisbon: Why did you say that?
- Patrick Jane: She's going to find out at some point.
- Teresa Lisbon: The doctors said to be gentle.
- Patrick Jane: Ah, doctors.
- Teresa Lisbon: Hey.
- Patrick Jane: Pineapple. He smelled like pineapple.
- Teresa Lisbon: Pineapple? What the hell? Go -
- [Lisbon realizes who did it]
- Teresa Lisbon: Okay. Good. Listen, tell Rigsby, Teresa needs help.
- Sheriff Nelson: If what we have here is a homicide, I'm gonna need some help.
- Teresa Lisbon: Just to be clear, except in special circumstances, we don't help out. We take over. You need to be okay with that.
- Sheriff Nelson: Okay I guess.
- [Lisbon leaves]
- Patrick Jane: She's not really a morning person. She'll improve.
- Teresa Lisbon: Hey, can you believe he fell for that old cell-phone gag?
- Patrick Jane: Old cell-phone gag? I invented that right there and then. Rather brilliantly, I thought.
- Teresa Lisbon: Oh please, I've seen that done a dozen times.
- Patrick Jane: What do you mean? Where?.
- Teresa Lisbon: On TV.
- Patrick Jane: Oh, on TV. Anything can happen on TV. The question is where have you seen it done in *real* life.
- Sheriff Nelson: Agent Lisbon! Your man just kidnapped Nicole Gilbert from the hospital.
- Teresa Lisbon: Oh no.
- Sheriff Nelson: Oh yes! And I'm not happy. In fact, I'm mad as Hell! You people are my guests. You can't come in here and abduct my suspects.
- Teresa Lisbon: Sheriff, I will fix this. Let me get on it right away.
- Teresa Lisbon: Nice work. For this you illegally abducted her from the Sherrif's custody.
- Patrick Jane: Yeah, I was - I was going to tell you about it. But I figured seeing as it's illegal, best to keep you out of it. So that you have deniability.
- Teresa Lisbon: Oh, how considerate of you.