Penélope Cruz credited as playing...
Angelica
- Angelica: [Jack turns to leave] Wait! I am with child... yours.
- Jack Sparrow: I don't recall that we ever had...
- Angelica: You were drunk.
- Jack Sparrow: I've actually never been that drunk.
- Jack Sparrow: You lied to me by telling me the truth?
- Angelica: Yes.
- Jack Sparrow: That's very good, may I use that?
- Jack Sparrow: How can you say I used you?
- Angelica: You know exactly how!
- Jack Sparrow: I know, but how can you say it?
- Angelica: What were you doing in a Spanish convent, anyway?
- Jack Sparrow: Mistook it for a brothel. Honest mistake.
- Jack Sparrow: [after the mutiny is victorious] The ship is ours!
- Blackbeard: [comes out of his quarters and glares at Sparrow] Gentlemen. I be placed in a bewilderment. There I were, resting. And upon a sudden, I hear an ungodly row on deck. Sailors abandoning their posts, without orders, without leave. Men before the mast, taking the ship for themselves. What be that, First Mate?
- Angelica: Mutiny, Captain.
- Blackbeard: [holding his hand to his ear] Again?
- Angelica: Mutiny!
- Blackbeard: Aye, mutiny. And what fate befall mutineers? Now, we know the answer to that, do we not? Mutineers... HANG!
- [raises his enchanted sword, making the sails drop, and the rigging ensnare all the mutineers]
- Jack Sparrow: [hangs upside down in front of Blackbeard] Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.
- Blackbeard: Perfect.
- Angelica: Admit it, Jack. You still love me.
- Jack Sparrow: If you had a sister and a dog... I'd choose the dog.
- [Jack sneaks up to Angelica sleeping and slowly gets in bed next to her]
- Angelica: [half asleep] Jack, if this is a dream you can keep the sword and boots on... If it's not...
- Jack Sparrow: It's a dream.
- Blackbeard: Aha. Dead end. Dead. End. Dead end!
- Angelica: Jack, I'm starting to think you don't know where you're going.
- Jack Sparrow: It's not the destination so much as the journey, they say.
- Angelica: Maybe you don't believe in the supernatural.
- Jack Sparrow: Oh no, no, I've seen a thing or two.
- Angelica: The lies I told you were not lies
- Jack Sparrow: *Pause* You lied to me by telling the truth?
- Angelica: Yes
- Jack Sparrow: That's very good. May I use that?
- Angelica: You were the only pirate I thought I could pass for.
- Jack Sparrow: That is NOT a compliment.
- Angelica: [being marooned] And how will I get free of these bonds?
- Jack Sparrow: You broke free of your bonds thirty minutes ago, waiting for the precise moment to pounce.
- [blocks Angelica's attack]
- Angelica: [after realizing Jack tricked Blackbeard into drinking the wrong chalice] You bastard, how could you?
- Jack Sparrow: Your father saved you. Perhaps his soul is now redeemed.
- Jack Sparrow: So, what is the ritual?
- Angelica: Two silver chalices, the teardrop of a mermaid, and water from the fountain. One chalice will contain the tear, the other will not. Whoever dinks from the chalice with the tear will have their life extended, from the person who drinks from the other chalice...
- Jack Sparrow: I don't really agree to that...