The State (TV Series)

Episode #2.3 (1994)

Kevin Allison: Various

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Quotes 

• Barry Toink : [barges into the girls bathroom]  Hello, ladies. Como esta?

  Cheerleaders : Hi Barry!

  Barry Toink : Endless apologies for the sudden entry but I find myself neck-deep in crisis. What do you call a guy who CAN'T KEEP HIS FACE OUT OF BOOKS?

  [he inhales and exhales] 

  Barry Toink : Temper check. Okay. One who loves to read is called a...?

  Cheerleader #1 : God, that's such a good question.

  Cheerleader #2 (Marcy) : I know this. That's a really good question and I totally know this.

  Barry Toink : Nothing? Nothing? Do we have it? Are we there? Do we have it? Are we locked on? Envelope please - and the winner is...?

  Cheerleader #3 : I don't know.

  [to Cheerleader #2] 

  Cheerleader #3 : Do you know, Marcy?

  Cheerleader #2 (Marcy) : I don't know, Barry, like, "philosopher"?

  Barry Toink : Silver medal try, but no. Adiosay, ladies. I must seek knowledge and its bastard son, truth.

  [exits the bathroom] 

  Cheerleaders : Bye, Barry!

  Cheerleader #2 (Marcy) : See you later, maybe?