Andrew Sabiston: Diddy Kong

Kong for a Day

Diddy Kong

Diddy Kong: Some pal you turned out to be! Just 'cause you're my best buddy, doesn't mean you got dibs on my girl! How are you gonna be future ruler if you can't even be trusted?
Donkey Kong: I don't want your girl! I never wanted your girl! You can have her!
Diddy Kong: Are you dissing Dixie? This friendship's moving like this elevator! Down! Way down!
Donkey Kong: I don't get it. Candy, then Funky, then Dixie, and now Diddy!

Donkey Kong: I got a bad feeling about this. Cranky sounded really mad.
Diddy Kong: I'm not talking to you.
Donkey Kong: But you just did.
Diddy Kong: But I'm not anymore. Yikes! What happened to Cranky's place? Hey, Cranky, are you okay?
Donkey Kong: What happened?
Cranky Kong: Like you don't know.
Donkey Kong: What?
Cranky Kong: Don't play dumb! I got the evidence right here, you bumbling baboon!
Diddy Kong: A banana skin. Pretty obvious who did it, DK.
Donkey Kong: That's not mine!
Diddy Kong: Oh, sure it isn't.
Donkey Kong: Look. There's still a piece of banana inside! I'd never leave a banana bit. Can I have it?
Cranky Kong: Donkey Kong! This is it. I got no choice but to strip you of your title of future ruler!
Donkey Kong: What? You can't do that! I found the coconut! My face is on it!
[Diddy's face appears on the Crystal Coconut]
Donkey Kong: Diddy?
Diddy Kong: Yes! All right! It's me, me, me-me-me-me-me! I have a future! I am the future ruler!
Cranky Kong: You see? The coconut has spoken! I'm giving you a runway ticket to the White Mountains! No return!
Diddy Kong: No more second banana for me! I'm the King of the Kong! The simian Don Juan!
Donkey Kong: White Mountains... Nothing but snow and glaciers and... and... and no bananas!
Cranky Kong: Hey, Donkey Kong!
Donkey Kong: Yeah?
Cranky Kong: Happy trails! And don't come back!

Cranky Kong: This being Kongo Bongo's annual ceasefire, our annual love fest, let's have a few words from the future ruler of Kongo Bongo, Donkey Kong!
King K. Rool: Ruler, schmooler. Not for long!
Cranky Kong: Come on! Say something, DK!
Donkey Kong: [Mumbles while eating bananas]
Funky Kong: Right on, dude! What did he say?
Diddy Kong: Peace on Earth and be nice to the newts!
Bluster: What a farce! What a sorry excuse for a ruler!
Diddy Kong: Haha! You're jealous, green, Ha ha ha ha ha! Cuz you don't have a chance at being the future ruler.
Bluster: Maybe not. However, I am the future owner of Bluster Barrelworks. It seems to me you're the only baboon without a future in front of your name.
Diddy Kong: I do have a future, I do, I do!
Funky Kong: Take a chill pill, Diddy. I got no future either. Do I look bummed? Not!
Donkey Kong: Besides, you got a future. Future sidekick and best little buddy!
Diddy Kong: Thanks, DK. But that's all I'll ever be: sidekick. Second banana.
Candy Kong: [in order to frame DK, K. Rool tosses a banana peel in Candy's path. She slips on it and falls on her ass] Donkey Kong!
Donkey Kong: What? What did I do?
Candy Kong: Whose banana peel is that?
Donkey Kong: What banana peel?
Candy Kong: The one that was left on the ground. The one that I slipped on. The one on your head, you baboon! Our date's off. Don't call me, don't drop by! Ever!
Donkey Kong: Ever? That's a long time!