Lisa LoCicero: Philadelphia Soul Executive
Dennis Reynolds: An Erotic Life
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Lisa LoCicero credited as playing...
Philadelphia Soul Executive
- Philadelphia Soul Executive: So Mr. Reynolds, you're interested in buying our arena football team.
- Frank Reynolds: Big time! But I wanna do business with Mr. Von Joni himself.
- Philadelphia Soul Executive: Bon Jovi.
- Frank Reynolds: Yeah, Mr. Bovine Joni himself. I'm offering $40 million for the team.
- Philadelphia Soul Executive: Wow, well that is a very generous offer but, uh, I must admit I'm a little confused about one thing.
- Frank Reynolds: What's confusing about $40 million? That's a shitload of money.
- Philadelphia Soul Executive: It is, it is. I'm a little confused as to why you've chosen to involve this gentleman here.
- Mac: [in a wheelchair wearing a bald cap] Well, if I may, I'd like to explain to you why I'm here. Uh, ma'am, I am dying of very terminal cancer and I would like to request a private bedside concert from Mr. Bon Jovi. Now Sambora's presence is not necessary but it would be nice if he was involved. Question, is this a laser pointer?
- Philadelphia Soul Executive: Yes.
- Mac: Can I have it?
- Philadelphia Soul Executive: No.
- Mac: I'm gonna take it anyway.