Miranda Cosgrove credited as playing...
Carly Shay
- Carly Shay: [on Freddie's newfound freedom] I thought your mom always makes you wear a belt, and never let's you wear open-toed shoes.
- Freddie Benson: Yeah, but since she's been taking care of Lewbert I can pretty much do whatever I want. Last night, I slept with my socks on.
- Sam Puckett: So?
- Freddie Benson: *Just* my socks.
- [introducing their show]
- Carly Shay: Hey, if you're looking at your computer screen right now...
- Sam Puckett: ...and you see Carly and me...
- Carly Shay: Then congratulations...
- Sam Puckett: You're watching iCarly. However...
- Carly Shay: ...if you're looking into your toilet bowl right now...
- Sam Puckett: ...and you see a live monkey speaking Spanish...
- Carly Shay: You're hallucinating!