Kimberly Brooks credited as playing...
Shinobu Jacobs
- Shinobu Jacobs: [Responding to the two Destroymen offering to shake hands] Whatever... but which one?
- New Destroyman: It doesn't matter; your choice.
- New Destroyman: The one that's throbbing!
- Shinobu Jacobs: When the gate keeper sends you to hell, tell him you were killed by Shinobu Jabobs!
- Million Gunman: Yes sir.
- New Destroyman: What do we have here? A young lady? You know, it's dangerous coming to a place like this alone. You oughta be more careful, seriously. Terrible things can happen. I see it on the news all the time.
- New Destroyman: [laughing] Maybe that's why she came. It's what she wants. Two grown men to keep her company. Horny slut.
- Shinobu Jacobs: My master's got his hands full... Not that it matters. The result's gonna be the same. I don't have time for this!
- New Destroyman: YOU'RE taking Travis's place? Wow. I gotta say, I'm feeling pretty disrespected...
- Shinobu Jacobs: Just shut up and fight!
- New Destroyman: Oh, listen to this whore. Acting like she's some kind of femme fatale. Shut up and fight, she says. She's really pissin' me off!
- New Destroyman: Seriously, and she's so rude. Reminds me of my complaining customers. Now, Travis, he knew how tofight like a gentlemen. Sliced me in half, sure, but he did it wih grace. I mean, c'mon. Put 'er there.
- Shinobu Jacobs: Huh?
- New Destroyman: You know, let's shake hands. Sportsmanship is paramount to a fair, clean fight.
- New Destroyman: Ugh, hurry up and shake! Dirty nympho...
- [giggles]