Corner Gas (TV Series)

Bend It Like Brent (2008)

Nancy Robertson: Wanda Dollard

Quotes 

• Wanda Dollard : [impersonating Winston Churchill]  I always thought Hitler was a bit of a tool.

• [Oscar and Emma mock Wanda for videotaping herself in a fake newscast] 

  Emma Leroy : [at Corner Gas]  Beautiful day, isn't it?

  Wanda Dollard : [packing Emma's groceries]  Yeah.

  Emma Leroy : Partly cloudy, slight chance of showers.

  Wanda Dollard : Thanks for the report. Is this everything?

  Emma Leroy : Uh, no. Here's Oscar with the spaghetti sauce. Over to you, Oscar.

  Oscar Leroy : Thanks, Emma. Coming up later, we'll be making spaghetti.

• [to get back at Oscar and Emma for making fun of her audition tape, Wanda gets an embarrassing home video of them from Brent, but it is on 8mm film] 

  Wanda Dollard : Hey, Oscar. Crazy question, long story, can't go into it. But here's the thing, I was wondering if you guys had an 8mm projector I could borrow?

  Oscar Leroy : Projector? Well, sure Ben Franklin. I'll just get into my horse and buggy and see if I can find one for you!

  Emma Leroy : [off-screen]  Who is it?

  Oscar Leroy : It's Laura Secord! She wants to borrow an 8mm projector. I'm just gonna run to the "apocathery" and see if I can find one.

  Wanda Dollard : It's apothecary.

  Oscar Leroy : You'd know wouldn't you, Thomas Edison?

  Emma Leroy : Oh, Oscar, leave the poor creature alone. Our future world is strange and new to her.

  Wanda Dollard : Okay, Mr. and Mrs. Comedy Hour, I happen to have some hilarious footage myself. A little something I like to call "Oscar and Emma versus the Lobsters"! When I show this to everyone, you'll be the laughing stock of the whole town!

  Emma Leroy : Then why would we give you our projector?

  Wanda Dollard : Well, in hindsight, I should have probably told you that after I got the projector.