Glenn Howerton credited as playing...
Dennis Reynolds
- Mac: [lifts Dennis' legs] Gimme that leg, boy.
- Dennis Reynolds: No...
- [Frank throws blanket on top of them]
- Dennis Reynolds: Dude, do you have a boner right now?
- Mac: Shut up, dude. Don't ruin this for me.
- Mac: I've changed my mind, I'm playing the Nightman!
- Dennis Reynolds: Why would you wanna play the Nightman?
- Mac: The Nightman's badass, dude. He has the eyes of a cat and does karate across the stage.
- Charlie Kelly: Where are you getting that from? Karate?
- Mac: I made that up, man. It's gonna be great.
- Dennis Reynolds: This is great. That frees up the Lead Boy role and the Dayman role. I can play both those.
- Charlie Kelly: No, I don't want you guys switching roles. That's not how it works.
- Mac: Hey Frank, you got a guy that does cat eyes?
- Frank Reynolds: [on phone] I'm already on it.
- Dennis Reynolds: I was hearing a lot of laughs out there, bro.
- Mac: Laughs are cheap. I'm going for gasps.
- Mac: Where's the boy?
- Dennis Reynolds: The boy is gone.
- Mac: You can't tell me what to do.
- Dennis Reynolds: N- I didn't tell you what to- You're skipping a line, dude.
- Mac: Yeah, uh... You can't tell me what to do.
- Dennis Reynolds: You're still skipping the same line.
- Mac: Just move past it 'cause I can't remember...
- Dennis Reynolds: God, it's crazy how much better I am at acting than you.
- Dennis Reynolds: Charlie, I got a question for you. Who's playing this Lead Boy?
- Charlie Kelly: That's gonna be Mac.
- Mac: What? Oh, yeah! Lead, of course.
- Dennis Reynolds: Who's playing the Dayman?
- Charlie Kelly: Well, the Lead Boy becomes the Dayman when he defeats the Nightman, so it's also Mac.
- Mac: Two parts? Oh, yeah!