Jeremy Clarkson credited as playing...
Self - Presenter
- Jeremy Clarkson - Presenter: If Richard Hammond crashes into James' car, Bruce Willis will come in a US army gun ship and we shall all be killed.
- Jeremy Clarkson - Presenter: Is this real carbon fibre?
- Richard Hammond - Presenter: No.
- Jeremy Clarkson - Presenter: Are these real ram air scoops?
- Richard Hammond - Presenter: No.
- Jeremy Clarkson - Presenter: I'm sorry Richard, it's a joke car.
- James May - Presenter: [in Utah, Jeremy and Richard are having an "11s" challenge - James has to be look out] What if someone sees us?
- Jeremy Clarkson - Presenter: [looks up and down the straight road - not a car in sight] I don't think they will.
- Jeremy Clarkson - Presenter: Of course, Hammond was oblivious to all this because deep down, he is a secret American.
- [the show's theme song "coincidentally" plays over the radio]
- James May - Presenter: Wasn't expecting to hear that!
- Jeremy Clarkson - Presenter: On today's show...