Billy Burke credited as playing...
Charlie Swan
- Charlie Swan: [seeing Edward & Jake close to physically fighting each other] Hey, hey, hey... Easy, guys, easy... Let's take it down a notch, all right? What's going on?
- Jacob Black: [pause] I kissed Bella.
- [pause]
- Jacob Black: And she broke her hand.
- [pause]
- Jacob Black: Punching my face.
- [pause]
- Jacob Black: It was a complete misunderstanding.
- Charlie Swan: Hey, you want a sandwhich?
- Bella Swan: No, I'm good.
- Charlie Swan: Well, his sister I like.
- Bella Swan: Alice, yeah she's great.
- [scoffs]
- Bella Swan: ... Hey dad, I was wondering... why didn't you get re-married, after mom?
- Charlie Swan: Uh, I don't know... uh I guess I haven't met the right gal.
- [scoffs]
- Charlie Swan: why?
- Bella Swan: I don't know. I thought you just maybe gave up on the whole institution of it, of marriage... But do you think theres any value in it?
- Charlie Swan: Yep. Yeah, marriage has value... when your older, much older. Like your mother, uh, seemed to work out fine for her the second time around, later in life.
- Bella Swan: Yeah I guess.
- Charlie Swan: I mean, you definitely don't want to have to get married cause your not... um careful.
- Bella Swan: ...what?
- Charlie Swan: Your know what I'm talking about. Theres... things that you need to think about if your going to be... physically intimate...
- Bella Swan: Okay, don't have "the talk", please.
- Charlie Swan: It's just as embarrassing for me as it is for you.
- Bella Swan: I doubt that. And don't bother, cause mom bet you to it like ten years ago.
- Charlie Swan: Well, you didn't have a boyfriend ten years ago.
- Bella Swan: I'm sure things work the same way.
- Charlie Swan: ...alright, so, you guys are taking precaution?
- Bella Swan: Okay, dad, please just don't worry about... that. Edward is... old school.
- Charlie Swan: Old school, great. What's that, like a code for something?
- Bella Swan: Oh my God, dad, I'm a virgin!
- Charlie Swan: Ah, di-di-di-di, okay... glad we covered that.
- Bella Swan: [runs up stairs] Me too!
- Charlie Swan: Virgin... I'm liking Edward a little more now.
- [Bites sandwhich]