Brock Baker credited as playing...
Nurse #1 • 'Some' Demon Guy • Stolas
- Stolas: When I become lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red BLEEP of yours, BLEEP your salad and BLEEP lick all of your BLEEP, before taking out your BLEEP, and BLEEP-ing with more teeth until you're screaming EXTENDED BLEEP like a fucking baby.
- Blitz: So, what can I do you for this time, Stolas?
- Stolas: There's a political candidate casing trouble up on Earth for a few of my associates. He's trying to convince people global warming exists.
- Blitz: Doesn't it?
- Stolas: Well, yes, but more people die if nothing is done about it. And it gets lonely here.
- Nurse 1: Doctor, he's not responding!
- Nurse 2: Cool water, stat!
- [Nurse 1 whacks kid in the face with a bucket of water]
- Nurse 2: It didn't do anything!
- Doctor: Damn it! I'm not losing another one.
- [Everyone has their zappers over the kid]
- Doctor: Clear!
- [They all zap the kid and he wakes up]
- Doctor: Holy shit, it actually worked!
- Stolas: [from an uncensored behind-the-scenes video] When I'm lonely, I become hungry. When I become hungry, I want to choke on that red dick of yours, toss your salads and suck all your shit, pull out your teeth, and replace them with more teeth until you scream "PEE PEE POO POO" LIKE A FUCKING BABY!