- [the characters filled a swimming pool with gelatinous Fluffy Puff Translucent Dessert Related Substance during the winter, successfully turning the pool into jello]
- Strong Sad: We're ready!
- Strong Bad: All right!
- [He looks around expectantly]
- Strong Bad: Well, where are they?
- Strong Sad: Where are who?
- Strong Bad: Well, I thought this much gelatin would sorta naturally attract oiled-up bikini wrestlers.
- Homestar Runner: *I* thought it would naturally attract oiled-up Bill Cosby.
- [Strong Sad reviews Virtualpiz.biz]
- Strong Sad: With a clunky UI and a played-out avatar system, Virtualpiz.biz misses the mark! That, and every time I tried to add Strong Bad to my Pizz list, he'd call me Thelonius Dump!
- [Coach Z is in the pool, while Strong Mad stands beside it with his back to him. He lowers his singlet to reveal a message written on his back]
- Coach Z: [reading the message] "Your tiny bathing suit demeans us all!" Aw, fine, then! I'll take it orf!
- [He puts his hand in the water and pulls out a tiny pink g-strap. The water turns black around him, accopanied by a bizarre humming noise]
- Strong Mad: Put it back on! PUT IT BACK ON!
- [at Strong Bad's funeral, a recording of himself reading his eulogy plays]
- Strong Bad: Greetings, blubbering masses! Pull yourselves together! And turn off the snot works! We are gathered here to di...
- [the recording abruptly turns into a rap performed by Coach Z]
- Coach Z: I hope I'm not recording over anything important! Okay, drop it! Coach, Z, Coach, Z, 1, 2, 3, 4, I said Coach, Z, Coach, Z, 1, 2...
- Homestar Runner: Thank you, Strong Bad. And now a reading from the book of phone. Chapter 16: Pizza Places. Aardvark Pizza. Abraham Lincoln's Pizza Cabin. Acupuncture and Pizza: Open late, free delivery!
- [Strong Bad does different interpretations of the email closing, "Have fun, Sarah, QLD", besides "Quick, Look Down"]
- Strong Bad: [reading] "Have Fun, Sarah, Quarter Leg, Dark". Are you trying to order fried chicken?
- [scene restarts]
- Strong Bad: "Sarah, Quiet Loser Dork". Well, it's very big of you to admit that.
- [scene restarts]
- Strong Bad: "Quivering Live Dwarfs"! Uh... that's my album name.
- [scene restarts]
- Strong Bad: "Quit Lumbering Down". Hey, I'm not lumbering down!
- [scene restarts]
- Strong Bad: "Quickly Losing Dignity". Yes. Yes, you are.
- Strong Sad: [to Homestar] What's two plus two?
- Homestar Runner: Well, the force between any two charges is equal to the absolute value of the multiple of the charges divided by four pi times the vacuum permittivity times the distance squared between the two charges.
- Strong Sad: No, no, no, stupid! That's Coulomb's law.
- Homestar Runner: Oh, right, sorry. Two plus two? That's easy, 22.
- [Strong Bad has written a fan fiction about the King of Town, involving him eating some whatsit]
- Strong Bad: [imitating the King] I can't believe I ate that whole pile of whatsit!
- [normal voice]
- Strong Bad: ... said the King of Town.
- The King of Town: I wish that *were* fiction...
- Daphne: Hey, gals! Let's towel off and meet up at Strong Bad's Strong Badian Pizza...
- Cheerleader: This is taking too long!
- What's Her Face: I'm already bored!
- So and So: I'm going home!
- The Ugly One: I belong in a museum!
- Strong Sad: [as Strong Bad puts on body spray] Strong Bad, are you putting on body spray?
- Strong Bad: Shut up! Guys don't wear body spray. This is, uh, the blood... of slain... warrior... mammoths.
- [Strong Bad contradicts licensing stuff by being famous and that you don't need to be famous to license stuff]
- Strong Bad: The true sign of being famous is in the *unlicensed* stuff! And we're all over that! In fact, we've got our own application process for becoming an officially licensed unlicensed seller of Strong Bad and The Cheat knock-offs. The main requirements are that the country of manufacture has changed its name five times since I was in seventh grade, that you sell your wares from a blanket or inside a trench coat, that you always refer to the selling of our items as "numba one bargain", and that one of us has to have a human nose.
- [Strong Bad plans to see a movie rated RRR at a movie theater, wearing a fedora and holding a briefcase, with Bubs and Coach Z, dressed as college-aged boys, in tow]
- Strong Bad: [walking up to usher Senor Cardgage, rubbing his back in pretend pain] Ow, my pension.
- [to Senor Cardgage]
- Strong Bad: Oh, hello, my good man. Just taking my two sons here, who are home from college, to see their first triple R-rated movie.
- [he gestures to Bubs and Coach Z]
- Coach Z: Hey, Pop, can I borrow the Vorlvo?
- Bubs: Dad, Trina and I are moving in together.
- Strong Bad: [to Bubs and Coach Z] I'll deal with you two later!
- [back to Senor, chuckling]
- Strong Bad: Kids who are old enough for me to be in my sixties. What're you gonna do?
- Senor Cardgage: I'm sorry, Bridget, but can I steep some identificaption?
- Strong Bad: [feeling in his pants] Uh, I seem to have left my identificaption in my other, older, and more professional briefcase...
- Senor Cardgage: Soggy, Junior. Come back when you're all grold up.
- [Strong Bad talks about what cereals have what kind of prizes in them to go for the ones with toys in them]
- Strong Bad: The first hazard you have to watch out for is cereals with anything grown in Iowa in the name. You know, corn, wheat, oats, hogs, fundamentally-sound college basketball players. Please, do stay away from these. Those cereals only ever put fitness-related crap in specially marked boxes.
- [he shows a step counter and speaks sarcastically]
- Strong Bad: Oh, great. I can count how many steps I took today.
- [Next, he shows a defibrillator and again speaks sarcastically]
- Strong Bad: Fantastic. I can restart my heart if it stops.
- [normal voice]
- Strong Bad: What you do want to look for are cereals with sound effects in the name: smacks, pops, puffs, blasts, and, um, gunshots in a crowded mall. You know, the kind with the squarish, sugared pieces of Styrofoam that they claim are marshmallows. These are guaranteed to have a nice, big, reach-your-nasty-unwashed-hand-straight-to-the-bottom-of-the-box toy in it.
- [Intro for the 200th email]
- The Poopsmith: [singing] Two hundred SBEmails, exhausting just to think about. How can we face two hundred SBEmails? The thought of all those SBEmails makes me weeeeeeak!
- Strong Bad: [also singing; overlapping] *Puke*!
- [to the audience]
- Strong Bad: Please be seated.
- [the Homestar characters watching sit down]
- Strong Bad: How about that Poopsmith, huh? Breaking his vow of silence to perform my two hundredth SBEmail intro song.
- [his voice wavers]
- Strong Bad: I'm almost... sniff... not totally disgusted.
- [the Poopsmith gives a thumbs-up]
- Strong Bad: Yeah, I take that back.
- Homestar Runner: [after discovering that Bubs has become a giant] Oh my crap! Bubs turned us all into ants! That fortune cookie knew what he was talking about! Come on, everyone. Let's go steal a slice of chocolate cake from that picnic table over there.
- [Strong Bad tries to receive an image overhaul to keep himself young, and he consults Bubs on how to do it]
- Bubs: Well, I've been noticing how kids love anything with a lowercase "i" in front of it. It's working great for me down at the concession stand.
- [Homestar and Homsar are seen standing in line at the stand, beside a sign reading "0% off on all iTems!"]
- Homestar Runner: [to Homsar] Hey, Homestar, what color iTem are you gonna get?
- [Back to Bubs and Strong Bad's discussion]
- Bubs: We could try iStrong, or iBad...
- Strong Bad: We already tried that with lowercase "e"s back in the late '90s. We all know where that got us.
- [various boxes labeled "eStrong Vague Online Investments" are displayed in a dark warehouse]
- E-mail: [with Strong Bad reading] Mr...
- [sic]
- E-mail: ...Strong Bad...
- [he reads "Mr" as "Mere"]
- Strong Bad: Hey, I am no mere Strong Bad, okay?
- [He continues reading]
- E-mail: I have three sons that wish to join the Strongbadia army. Do you have any pamphlets, brochures, video information that could assist. Yours, Paul, Perth, Western Australia.
- Strong Bad: [typing response] Look Perthy Paul, I've been over this already: Strong Badia doesn't have/need an army. When we need muscle, we farm it out to our favorite band of shady missionaries, er, I mean mercenaries, MERCENARIES! In fact, if your sons are so bonzer to enlist, they can just swing by their booth at our Vaguely Military Career Fair, which just happens to be starting right now!
- [the Cheat walks up behind him]
- The Cheat: [the Cheat noises]
- Strong Bad: Oh, it's not for three weeks? Okay.
- [Strong Bad is going out to Club Technochocolate]
- Strong Bad: [narrating] Of course, the cloughb only lets the freshest clientèle inside. But my name has been laser-etched into the guest list by now.
- [Strong Bad approaches the club entrance, where Strong Mad is the bouncer]
- Strong Mad: NAME, PLEASE!
- Strong Bad: Come on, man, drop the act! I've gotta get into the pwahty cloughb!
- Strong Mad: [looking at a grease-stained Blubb-O's bag] YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST!
- Strong Bad: The list? You're looking at a greasy bag of fast food!
- Strong Mad: DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF!
- [he laughs]
- Strong Bad: Wait, what? Strong Mad, did you just make a joke? That was pretty good. Now how about letting me in?
- Strong Mad: NAME, PLEASE!
- Strong Bad: Uh, Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt... Johnson.
- Strong Mad: [letting Strong Bad pass] NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN, MR. JOHNSON!
- [Strong Bad is at Club Technochocolate. He walks up to the bar, which Bubs is tending]
- Bubs: [to Strong Bad] Well, if it isn't my main man, Spicy Crispy Chicken Melt.
- Strong Bad: I need the brightest, glowiest drink in the house.
- Bubs: How about a nice Pink Elephant Pants?
- Strong Bad: I'll take it!
- Bubs: [produces an eyedropper full of some green liquid] That'll be $17.50.
- Strong Bad: Whoa! You guys must be having a sale.
- [a meeting of The Deleteheads, a Strong Bad fan club presided by Strong Sad, is about to start]
- Strong Sad: [to the other members, which include Strong Mad and The Cheat] All right, deleteheads. It's been a big week for the fan club. We finally switched over our web hosting from Geofire to Angelcities. And they've upgraded all of our dead links to hyperlinks. We also had several interesting discussions in the ongoing debate series, "Non Sequitur Champion: Cardgage or Homsar".
- Homsar: [also a member] My name's Millions, and I'm the son of a Chipwich.
- Strong Sad: Well, debate's over. Oh, and I just received confirmation today that Abdi LaRue, sender of the first Strong Bad Email, is a lock for this year's FHQWHfest. And there's a rumor going around that Stro Bro himself might show up to sign autographs!
- [Strong Bad walks by behind him as he and The Cheat carry a really long sub sandwich]
- Strong Bad: Yeah... I'm not comin'.
- Strong Sad: Don't forget to bombard Strong Bad with emails on Sunday night. I think we should go with asking about Bubs' first wife. Some good potential there. She was a real firebrand, that one!
- Bubs: You heard the latest news?
- Coach Z: What's that?
- Bubs: The young'uns filled the swimmin' hole with red jellos!
- Coach Z: You know, I once had a student in my health class, name of Red Angelo. True story! His folks named him that. And he had a sister named Grape Flavored Jello With Fruit Floatin' In It. No bull!
- [Annoyed, Bubs goes down into his concession stand basement]
- Coach Z: And if you flash your lights at a car with its headlights off, you get shot by gangsters!
- [Strong Bad tries to receive an image overhaul to keep himself young, and he consults Marzipan on how to do it]
- Marzipan: I came up with a few ways to spruce up your look, and add hundreds to your resale value.
- Strong Bad: I am legally obligated to ask you to proceed.
- [Marzipan shows off a diagram of Strong Bad's head. Various changes are made to the diagram as Marzipan says:]
- Marzipan: Thanks. First, we're gonna start with a flagstone path leading up to your chin, right here. Then we'll fill the negative space around your head with Forsythia and maybe some Alberta spruce. And last, we install a water feature right here...
- [pointing to the diagram Strong Bad's forehead]
- Marzipan: ...which I think will create a great focal point for entertaining summer guests.
- [she then adds some tables and chairs around the diagram]
- Strong Bad: Oh, this'll work great, Marzipan...
- [in her face; yelling]
- Strong Bad: ...if I was a BACKYARD!
- Stinkoman: Sometimes I wish I could challenge my own self.
- [Suddenly, a second Stinkoman appears in front of him]
- Second Stinkoman: [in 1-Up's voice] I'm Stinkoman.
- Stinkoman: WAAAAAAAAH!
- Homestar Runner: [playing with an Atari controller] I'm about to win!
- [the power goes out]
- Homestar Runner: Aww.
- [the power goes back on]
- Homestar Runner: I'm about to win!
- [the power goes out again]
- Homestar Runner: Aww.
- [the power comes back on, but the camera reveals that Homestar is simply manipulating a joystick while sitting in front of a screen reading, "Please Insert Game Pak, Kid!"]
- Homestar Runner: I'm really about to win!
- [the power goes out yet again]
- Homestar Runner: Again with the aww.
- Strong Bad: Check the deck, y'all! Press eject, y'all! Well, it's another email and it's about to reject y'all!
- E-mail: Dear Strongbad, Is the Paper really quitting? Could you tell me the best moment that you had with the paper? Thank You Kyle, Williams, North Ogden, Utah
- Strong Bad: [typing response] No, The Paper's not quitting, Kyle, you total Ogdenite. Ol' Papes is at the top of his game, the prime of his time, the cusp of his stuff!
- [the printer that provides the Paper falls off the ceiling and onto Strong Bad]
- Strong Bad: OW!
- [the printer is a wreck, but manages to print out a sheet of paper with the text on it reading, "I tHiNK i'MM rEAlllyy QUItTinG sTROng BBBaD"]
- Strong Bad: The Paper! NO! Why do all my thirty-year-old electronics keep breaking on me?
- [another sheet of paper is printed, reading, "wE haDd A goOd RUN, oLD buDddy."]
- Strong Bad: We sure did, pal.
- Strong Bad: [talking about writing love poems] Women love it when you talk Elizabethan. But you shouldn't be afraid to get Kimberlian or Meredithian if the need arises.
- [a Teen Girl Squad scene is shown, with Cheerleader and So and So]
- Cheerleader: [to So and So] I can't stand the way Meredith talks!
- [Meredith approaches, looking really pleased]
- Meredith: I'th hath a cruth on ethry boy'th!
- [Kimberly then runs in]
- Kimberly: I herly berly on gerly werly!
- [Suddenly, the Arrow'd Guy appears, dressed as William Shakespeare]
- Arrow'd Guy: [impaling Meredith and Kimberly with a spear] Shakespeared!
- [the King of Town's As Seen on TV Low-Fat Cooking Device has just been disqualified from the pet show]
- The King of Town: I told you you'd never amount to anything! I'm not even your real father!
- [the viewer finds a Mozilla Firefox "Address Not Found" page. Then Strong Sad, in his Deleteheads hat, pops up]
- Strong Sad: Oh, no, you don't!
- [he gestures toward Strong Mad and The Cheat, also in their Deleteheads hats, camping out]
- Strong Sad: The Deleteheads started camping out for SBEmail 200 weeks ago. Back of the line!
- [nobody is behind them]
- Strong Sad: But there's really no one else here yet, so... you can get right behind us. We're gonna play "Name That Inconsistency" later on if you want to join us. Don't even think about eating any of our Sun Chips! I packed those special!
- [Strong Bad, dressed as a flight attendant, gives safety instructions for playing the Nintendo Wii]
- Strong Bad: Hello. And welcome to Strong Bad Gameways. Thank you for playing with us today. Please take a moment to familiarize your bad self with the following safety precautions. Due to the possibility of in-game wiggle and waggle, it is recommended that you play your game in a large, open space, free of debris, rubble, and flotsam and Jetsons. Ideal play spaces include: gymnasiums, abandoned airplane hangars, deserts, and fruitèd plains. If you are seated in a window seat, please be advised that the Baba Jaga may show up to steal your firstborn baby. Lastly, your game controller is equipped with a safety cover that can double as a flotation device. Simply pull on the cord, and the device will inflate. But we're not quite safe enough yet. At this time, you may want to inflate your own safety vest to prevent *anything* from ever happening. On behalf of our awesome-based crew, thank you for playing with us. You are now fully prepared to enjoy your game in total unplayable safety.
- [cut to Strong Bad and Strong Sad with their Wii in the basement. Since their safety vests are inflated, they are unable to move the controllers]
- Strong Sad: I think my contents may have shifted!
- Strong Bad: Oh, man. This is the best game I've never played!
- Homestar Runner: [to Strong Bad on love poems] Everybody knows I'm the only one around here with any real no-arms-on experience with the lady-makes. Just listen to this little make-out inducing number I threw together this mo'nin'!
- [singing and dancing]
- Homestar Runner: This mo'nin'!
- [Strong Bad dances with him]
- Homestar Runner: This mo, re-mo, re-mo-mo'nin'!
- Strong Bad: All right, but only 'cause that little song was kinda cool.
- [Homestar clears his throat and holds a piece of paper with the word "MARZIPAN" written on it]
- Homestar Runner: "M" is for milk, the real stuff, not soy. "A" is for not-organic apples; pesticides ahoy! "R" is for raisins; they give me bad gas. "Z" is too hard, so at this one, I'll pass. "I" is for inchiladas!
- [sic]
- Homestar Runner: And...
- Strong Bad: [upset] Homestar!
- Homestar Runner: Yeah, what's up?
- Strong Bad: That's not a love poem, that is a lavishly produced grocery list!
- Homestar Runner: No, here's my grocery list.
- [produces another piece of paper]
- Homestar Runner: Amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing, amazing thing.
- Strong Bad: Whoa, where you been shopping?
- Homestar Runner: SkyMall.
- [Coach Z's Nicetown Players perform a skit about being nice]
- Coach Z: Oh, man. What a great pratty. I wonder what kid's house this is.
- Marzipan: I wonder if he likes me. Will I make the team? I wish my parents would stop fighting.
- Strong Mad: Is this my cue?
- Coach Z: Hey, Pants Pull-Upper! Nice pulled-up... pants!
- Marzipan: I shouldn't laugh, but I want to fit in. Good one, Head Male Cheerleader!
- [Strong Mad runs away crying]
- Coach Z: My parents' room is out of town in my car. Wanna go park out?
- Marzipan: But what about that poor nerd?
- Coach Z: Ah, who cares about...
- [Strong Mad runs back in swinging a spiked baseball bat, but the scene freezes right before Coach Z and Marzipan get hit]
- Marzipan: This is why besing mean is not always the best choice.
- [Strong Mad continues to tap Coach Z with the bat while Marzipan talks]
- [Strong Bad is about to perform a magic trick on Homestar of sawing him in half. Homestar is in a box, wearing fake arms. Strong Bad holds a saw]
- Strong Bad: Now, we've never met before, have we, sir?
- Homestar Runner: No, good buddy Strong Bad. We have never met.
- Strong Bad: You look like a man of many arms.
- Homestar Runner: Yeah, I'm like an octopus.
- Strong Bad: All right, hold still! This might hurt a lottle!
- [suddenly, Homestar's phony arms fall off]
- Coach Z: [watching] That saw didn't even touch him! He's pure evil!
- Homestar Runner: [interrupting a chat between Strong Bad and The Cheat] Hey, Strong Bad! Hey, The Squeak! I'm here to make all your dreams come true.
- Strong Bad: The Cheat and I are in the middle of a sentence here!
- Homestar Runner: What about fifteen cents? I'm here to make fifteen cents come true!
- [he tosses three coins on the ground beside Strong Bad]
- Strong Bad: Hey Homestar, I've got an idea. Wanna play hide n' seek?
- Homestar Runner: Ooh, that's way better! I'll hide and you seek!
- [Homestar runs off]
- Strong Bad: Ugh.
- [he turns back to The Cheat]
- Strong Bad: Anyways, back to our sentence...
- E-mail: Hails and Horns Strong Bad ,\m/ Have you ever been watching your favorite shows and sequels, and suddenly realized that your favorite character has been unscrupulously replaced with another actor? Nicholas & Antonio Lansing, Michigan
- Strong Bad: Wait, you guys are really asking me that? We do that to you people all the time. There've been like twelve King of Towns. And are you telling me you've already forgotten about the original Bubs?
- [cut to flashback]
- Homestar Runner: Hi, Original Bubs! How's original business?
- Original Bubs: Hey, Homestar. I can see you from here!
- Homestar Runner: That's some great eyesight, Original Bubs!
- Strong Bad: [voiceover] But it wasn't all good eyesight and cheap prices. Behind the scenes lay a thick bubbling pit of crude turmoil!
- Original Bubs: Who ate all the mayo off of my egg salad? And how?
- The King of Town: It's a proprietary technique I can't reveal!
- Original Bubs: This is the first and last straw! I'm outta here, you amateurs!
- [Strong Bad has told about the Original Bubs and how the Bubs of today is a new one; Bubs angrily clears his throat behind Strong Bad to get his attention]
- Strong Bad: [looking at Bubs] Oh, hey, New Bubs.
- Bubs: [clenching his flippers into fists and waving them menacingly] We're gonna need a new *Strong Bad* in about two seconds!
- Strong Bad: [reminiscing] Yeah, Original Bubs used to threaten me like that. It just doesn't sound the same coming out of you.
- [Bubs punches Strong Bad in the face four times]
- Strong Bad: Yeah, Original Bubs used to pummel me senseless like that. It just doesn't sound...
- [Bubs raises one fist menacingly; Strong Bad panics]
- Strong Bad: Okay, okay, okay!
- Bubs: You tell these people that *I'm* the original Buh... b'suh.
- Strong Bad: All right, you're the original Bubs!
- Bubs: [no longer angry] That's right!
- [he turns to the camera]
- Bubs: One hundred percent all original Bubs! If I had thumbs, I'd be sticking 'em up my armpits right now!
- Homestar Runner: [selling Strong Bad flavored water] I got your Strong Bad water right here! S-B-2-O! Bottled at the source. Pure as a mountain goat.
- [Strong Bad and The Cheat walk up, the latter holding a briefcase]
- Strong Bad: All right, The Cheat, let's sue him!
- [they open the briefcase, which has water balloons inside. They take them out and bombard Homestar with them]
- Homestar Runner: Hooray! The orders are violently flying in!
- [Strong Sad reviews "Email Thunder"]
- Strong Sad: In his shocking 200th episode, Strong Bad turns the entire series on its ear. Will we ever see a 201? Is the reign of HREmails at hand? For the answers to these questions, be sure and *not* check out my blog. I haven't updated that thing in years!
- [Strong Sad and Marzipan are picketing Strong Bad's computer usage]
- Strong Sad, Marzipan: [chanting in unison] Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!
- Strong Bad: [entering his bathroom, tired] Sleepy... Sleepy pee...
- [suddenly, a tired Homestar with his shirt tattered pops out of the bathtub]
- Homestar Runner: [shouting] Ah, you found me!
- Strong Bad: [surprised beyond belief] Homestar, what are you doing in here?
- Homestar Runner: Remember last spring when you asked if I wanted to play hide 'n' seek?
- Strong Bad: But I've taken at least three baths since then.
- Homestar Runner: Oh, I've been in here.
- [Strong Bad screams]
- [Strong Bad and The Cheat are having a tea party]
- Strong Bad: And that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence!
- Man in Movie: But when I returned, the DNA evidence was gone!
- Strong Sad: Ooh, and he had a cameo as Stevedore #2 in the prequel, and he was in that car commercial with the wisecracking transmission, and he has a Bacon number of 4!
- Strong Bad: [to Strong Sad] And this is my fist! You might remember it from Bloodied Pulp, the amazingly true story of your face in five seconds!
- Strong Sad: He was in Dangeresque 1 and 2!
- Homestar Runner: You wanna know what my dream job would be?
- Strong Bad: No! I mean, no! I mean, no!
- Homestar Runner: I'd be the guy that flies around on that big plastic goldfish, painting the clouds with an oversized novelty toothbrush!
- [as Homestar talks, an animation of his dream job plays onscreen]
- Strong Bad: Hey, how come *your* imagination's working?
- Homestar Runner: Oh, I got admin privileges! It helps when you're best friends with the Big Cheese!
- [Pom Pom enters and begins commanding Homestar]
- Homestar Runner: Agh! The Big Cheese! Yes, sir. Sorry, sir. Right away, sir. Hallelujah, sir. I'll have that DNA evidence on your desk by five.