Miranda Cosgrove credited as playing...
Carly Shay
- Carly Shay: You love Spaghetti Tacos and you sing a song while making them.
- Spencer Shay: Heh heh, the only time I sing is at Church.
- [Carly is visiting Sam in Juvy]
- Sam Puckett: What's my favourite colour?
- Carly Shay: Brown.
- Sam Puckett: Why?
- Carly Shay: It's the colour of gravy.
- Sam Puckett: What's my favourite junk food?
- Carly Shay: Fat cakes.
- Sam Puckett: What's my favourite book?
- Carly Shay: Boogie Bear 3: The Return of Boogie Bear.
- Sam Puckett: What do I hate most?
- Carly Shay: People.
- Sam Puckett: What do I wanna be when I grow up?
- Carly Shay: An invisible ninja.
- [Sam is shocked]
- Sam Puckett: Wow.
- [Carly wants everything to go back to the way things were. To Spencer]
- Carly Shay: I just want you back. I want you the way you're supposed to be. I want you to make crazy sculptures and to accidentally set stuff on fire and to wear socks that light up.
- [to Mrs. Benson]
- Carly Shay: And I want you to be single and lonely again.
- [to Nevel]
- Carly Shay: And I want you to leave the country.
- [to Rona]
- Carly Shay: And nobody even likes you.
- [to Spencer]
- Carly Shay: And I want Sam back.
- [to Freddie]
- Carly Shay: And I want you to be my friend and say In five, four, three, two, but not the one, which I never understood but I liked it.
- [Carly begins to cry]
- Carly Shay: And I just want my life back!
- [Carly runs up the stairs crying]