Diego Boneta credited as playing...
Drew Boley
- Sherrie Christian: I'm a stripper at the Venus Club.
- Drew Boley: I'm in a boy band.
- [long pause]
- Sherrie Christian: You win.
- Dennis Dupree: [after Dennis has accepted Drew's band as Arsenal's opening act] Okay. Call your band.
- Drew Boley: [yells to Bourbon Room employees] Guys! We're opening up for Arsenal!
- [Drew's band mates drop what they're doing inside the club, run on stage]
- Dennis Dupree: Doesn't anyone just want to work in the bar industry anymore?
- Drew Boley: Thank you! You won't regret this, we're gonna blow you away.
- Dennis Dupree: Oh, you're gonna blow me all right. Okay, three songs, no covers. I need you guys to be amazing tonight, so start drinking...
- Dennis Dupree: [looks at watch] NOW.
- Paul Gill: [after Drew quits the boy band] Rock is dead!
- Drew Boley: Rock is not dead!
- [Hey Man punches Paul]
- Drew Boley: Alright Hey Man!
- Lonny: Drew... what's the name of your band, mate?
- Drew Boley: Wolfgang Von Colt.
- Lonny: ...and you're sticking with that are you?
- Drew Boley: Yeah...
- Lonny: [to audience] Please welcome to the stage very poorly titled Wolfgang Van Colt!
- Drew Boley: ...Von Colt.
- Lonny: [to Drew] It's not an improvement.
- [to audience]
- Lonny: Wolfgang VON Colt!
- Sherrie Christian: [trying to convince Dennis to use Drew's band as Arsenal's opening act] And he'll do it for free! Besides, nobody cares about the opening act anyway.
- Sherrie Christian: [turns to Drew] No offense!
- Sherrie Christian, Drew Boley: None taken!
- Drew Boley: Paul, I am Wolfgang Von Colt. Not 'Joshy-Z', or the 'Z Guyz'.
- Paul Gill: It's not the Z Guyz, it's 'Z-Guyeezz'.
- Drew Boley: ...Z-Guyeezz?
- Paul Gill: Double the E, double the Z, double the flava!
- Drew Boley: [confused] What does the 'Z' even stand for?
- Paul Gill: [thinks] Um... nothing! You're over-thinking it! Look, names that end in 'Z' are very popular among the 14-21 audience. We did a whole focus group on this. Numbers don't lie.