Barrett Wilbert Weed: Octavia

Loo Loo Land

Octavia

Stolas: [Seeing Octavia hiding on a ride crying, Stolas sits down next to her] Octavia. I take you're... not having fun.
Octavia: I didn't even want to come here!
Stolas: I'm sorry, sweetie. I thought you loved it here.
Octavia: When I was a kid my parents didn't hate each other. My dad didn't flirt with some weird red dickhead the entire time.
Stolas: I'm sorry, Via. I'm sorry for... everything happening right now. I know it's a lot. I... uh, should had listened.
Octavia: I just want to go home. But it doesn't feel like home anymore. You ruined it.
Stolas: You need to understand. Your mother and I... I just. I felt...
[sigh]
Stolas: She's always been... *I* haven't been ha-, we weren't in... I'm sorry, I don't have the words.
Octavia: ...Are you going to run off with him? And leave me behind? Go away where... I can't find you?
Stolas: [Holding Octavia in his arms] What? No! No, no, never. I'd never do that. Never. I think it's time to leave this place. You were right, you are too old for it anyway.

Millie: Oh, come on! You've never been here?
Moxxie: No. Theme parks disturb me. Especially the mascots.
Loo Loo: Well, hey there!
Moxxie: [Screams in horror]
Loo Loo: I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!
Stolas: Look Via! It's Loo Loo!
Octavia: I have a question.
Loo Loo: Well, ask away little girlie! A-hyuk-yuk-yuk!
Octavia: Is it true this park is just a really shameless spinoff of Lucifer's far more popular "Lu Lu World"?
Loo Loo: ...No.
Octavia: This place reeks of insecure corporate shame.
Stolas: [embarrassed laugh] Why don't we go check out the rides?
Loo Loo: That chick's creepy, huh?
Blitzo: Eh, wait till her dad tries to fiddle your holes.
Loo Loo: What's that mean?
Moxxie: Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there!
Loo Loo: [dejected] Yeah...

Stolas: Good morning, Octavia! Dis you sleep well, my owl-ette?
Octavia: [cynical and angsty] Is that a serious question?
Stolas: [not sure how to react as he prepares breakfast] Oh. Say, what's that you're listening to?
Octavia: This song? It's called, My World is Burning Down Around Me. It's by Fuck You Dad. It's a band.
Stolas: Oh, how... charming.