Maggie Roswell credited as playing...
Elizabeth Hoover
- Elizabeth Hoover: Elizabeth Hoover: That's enough. Ralph, you're up
- Bart Simpson: Ralph Wiggum: My hero is my thumb. It has its own room in my mittens. Thank you.
- Lisa Simpson: Lisa Simpson: I come here every day eager to learn and you just put me down and complain about your job. In the end, what are you? You're just somebody who works off a formula that leaves no room for passion, individual effort, or the process of learning itself.
- Elizabeth Hoover: Elizabeth Hoover: Mm.
- Lisa Simpson: Lisa Simpson: In other words, you're an uninspiring hack!
- Elizabeth Hoover: Elizabeth Hoover: Apologize immediately.
- Lisa Simpson: Lisa Simpson: No. I told the truth.
- Elizabeth Hoover: Elizabeth Hoover: The truth has no place in this classroom. Lisa, go to detention.
- Lisa Simpson: Lisa Simpson: Is Miss Hoover out sick?
- Elizabeth Hoover: Elizabeth Hoover: No, I'm in sick. I sprained a disc in my back. It feels like I'm passing a kidney stone while giving birth.
- Bart Simpson: Ralph Wiggum: I say "excuse me" when I give burps.
- Elizabeth Hoover: Elizabeth Hoover: Not the same, Ralph.
- Elizabeth Hoover: Elizabeth Hoover: Okay, Lisa, your future is in my hands.
- Lisa Simpson: Lisa Simpson: I'm-I'm... not sorry! I'm just glad I won't have you next year as a teacher.
- Elizabeth Hoover: Elizabeth Hoover: I might just move to third grade to torment you.
- Lisa Simpson: Lisa Simpson: That would be a real hack move.