Adam Driver credited as playing...
Phillip Altman
- Phillip Altman: Sometimes I think you're too good for me.
- Tracy Sullivan: Don't be silly, I'm definitely too good for you.
- Phillip Altman: Dad was a stoner?
- Judd Altman: No, it was probably medicinal.
- Phillip Altman: It always is.
- Phillip Altman: Sorry I'm late
- Judd Altman: You're a dick.
- Phillip Altman: Yeah, tell me something I don't know.
- Judd Altman: Your shirt is on inside out.
- Phillip Altman: That, I did not know
- Quinn Altman: Hi Phillip
- Phillip Altman: Quinn. I always knew there was something of a cold hearted slut in you
- Quinn Altman: It takes one to know one.
- Phillip Altman: Touché, Pussycat.
- Judd Altman: What's the matter with you. Do you ever think before you speak?
- Phillip Altman: No, that would take all the fun out of it.
- Judd Altman: I'm gonna have to forgive her for the sake of that kid, aren't I?
- Phillip Altman: Well, I'm no expert... but I think you're gonna have to make much larger sacrifices down the road.
- Wendy Altman: Sleeping with your shrink does not technically make you a relationship expert.
- Phillip Altman: Yeah, but I am an expert in you.
- Wendy Altman: Yeah? No, you're not.
- Phillip Altman: Yes, I am. You raised me.
- Quinn Altman: Hi, Phillip.
- Phillip Altman: Quinn! I always knew there was something of a cold-hearted slut in you!
- Quinn Altman: Takes one to know one.
- Phillip Altman: Touché, pussycat! So. What are you guys talking about?
- Judd Altman: [at once] Nothing.
- Quinn Altman: [at once] I'm pregnant.
- Phillip Altman: Mazeltov?
- Phillip Altman: I'm not selling you my shares. That's what I'm trying to tell you. I want to run the store with you.
- Paul Altman: How exactly do you think you can add to the business?
- Phillip Altman: I can help you grow it. New locations, and, and expanded lines. What?
- Paul Altman: The only thing you've ever grown is weed.
- Hillary Altman: And he was very good at it.
- Phillip Altman: [about shiney red Jaguar] Is that Wade's car?
- Judd Altman: That's one of his cars. He's got a few.
- Phillip Altman: He has a few? Think he's compensating for something?
- Judd Altman: Yeah. For having too much money.
- Paul Altman: Judd dated Annie for 6 months, I've been married to her for 6 years. At what point are you going to stop being an asshole about it.
- Phillip Altman: I don't know, maybe at the point it stops bugging the shit out of you.
- Phillip Altman: Ah, well, we would be partners actually, after I bought Judd's shares.
- Paul Altman: Buy? Little brother, you can't even buy a suit.
- Phillip Altman: This is one of those tricky situations where, you either need someone to talk to or wanna be left alone. It'd be a great help if maybe you can let me know which one of these...
- Judd Altman: Go away, please.
- Phillip Altman: Okay.