Matthew Morrison credited as playing...
Will Schuester
- Mr. Schuester: Sorry about the whole Josh Groban thing.
- Will Schuester: Nah, it's all right. How are the other guys taking it?
- Mr. Schuester: That Ryerson guy cried himself to sleep in Figgins' arms and Ken Tanaka is raiding the nacho bar. What about you? You okay?
- Will Schuester: You know, dad... I am. I mean, this was all a dream come true, but... I'm a teacher. And a really good one. That's enough for me.
- Mr. Schuester: I know. I saw the way your students look at you. You inspire people. You inspired me.
- Will Schuester: What do you mean?
- Mr. Schuester: I'm going to law school. Night classes for now, until I get all of my prerequisites, but I registered yesterday. You made me realize it's never too late to grow a pair and go after your dream.
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: [bumping into Finn during practice] Dude, my bowels have better moves than you.
- Will Schuester: Guys, stop. You guys got the steps down. You just need to relax, okay? Um... you guys play baseball, right? What does your coach tell you about hitting?
- Noah 'Puck' Puckerman: If you charge the pitcher, bring the bat.