Kelly Rutherford credited as playing...
Lily van der Woodsen
- Lily van der Woodsen: [Serena at police HQ] You forced me to do this. I just hope you learned your lesson.
- Serena van der Woodsen: That my Mom's crazier than I ever imagined?
- Lily van der Woodsen: Well, no crazier than you, my daughter, thinking that you could fix the situation yourself.
- Serena van der Woodsen: I *was* fixing this. But then you were too worried what people would think.
- Lily van der Woodsen: When you're a mother, you will understand that you have to make decisions that don't always win you points for popularity.
- Serena van der Woodsen: When I'm a mother, I will be nothing like you.
- Lily van der Woodsen: Yeah, you say that now, but just wait.
- Serena van der Woodsen: I would rather give my kids up for adoption than end up like you. Oh... wait. You did that.
- Lily van der Woodsen: I came down here... to drop the charges and put this behind us. Please, show a little respect, and I'll stick with my plan.
- Serena van der Woodsen: I'll just stick to mine. If you didn't notice, you weren't my phone call.
- Lily van der Woodsen: Oh? So who was?
- Celia 'CeCe' Rhodes: [to Lily] She called me, darling. Ironic, isn't it? If only she knew.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Hey, Grandma.
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] For those who complain about the youth of today... if you think *we're* bad, you should've seen our parents.