Trey Parker credited as playing...
Stan Marsh • Eric Cartman • Clyde • Morning Announcer • French Sailor • Singing Pirate • American Official • TV Announcer • News Reader • Sniper
- Eric Cartman: Quiet, you sons of biscuit-eaters! This boat is now pirate properteh! Now get ye to yer lifeboat, lest you wanna be shark bait!
- Eric Cartman: [singing] We drink and we pillage and we do what we please/ We get all that we want for free.
- Eric Cartman, Butters Stotch: We'll kick your ass and rape your lass/ Somalian pirates, we/ So with a yo ho ho.
- [no one joins in]
- Eric Cartman: God dammit, people! With a yo ho ho!
- Somalian Pirates: Yo ho ho.
- Eric Cartman: And with a yee hee hee.
- Somalian Pirates: Yee hee hee.
- Eric Cartman: We take to the African sea/We'll brave the squalls and bust your balls/Somalian pirates, we.
- Eric Cartman: [Entering the pirates' lair] Avast!... These aren't pirates. They're just a bunch of black people.