Jamison Newlander credited as playing...
Alan Frog
- Edgar Frog: Death to all vampires?
- Alan Frog: Maximum body count.
- Edgar Frog: We are awesome monster bashers.
- Alan Frog: The meanest.
- Edgar Frog: The baddest.
- Alan Frog: Hello, Edgar. What brings you all the way down here?
- Edgar Frog: Now I have to have an excuse to visit my own brother?
- Alan Frog: At one in the morning, yeah.
- Edgar Frog: I figured you'd be up. I've recently learned there's a nightcrawler who's created a new designer drug that he's handing out to kids at raves. The only problem is it's not a drug; it's vampire blood. He's breeding an undead army. And the only thing that stands between him and the annihilation of the entire human race, potentially, would be us. The Frog Brothers.
- Alan Frog: We haven't been the Frog Brothers for a long time.
- Edgar Frog: I just... I can't do it without you.
- Alan Frog: What about Sam?
- Edgar Frog: Sam's gone. He turned, and, uh, I had to do what I had to do.
- Alan Frog: I guess that cancels out Michael and Star.
- Edgar Frog: Yeah. I'm pretty much persona non grata with the entire Emerson family at this point.
- Alan Frog: Laddie?
- Edgar Frog: He's moved on. He's got a wife, kids. He's got a real life now.
- Alan Frog: Yeah, well, so do I!
- Edgar Frog: You call this a life?
- Alan Frog: This from a guy who lives in a trailer!
- Edgar Frog: Okay, so I've got nothing. But at least I know what side I'm on! Alan, if this is the head vampire, then maybe we can kill him.
- Alan Frog: If we kill him, and then we just gotta find the one that's above him and then on and on like that forever!
- Edgar Frog: They are telling me that this is the Alpha. The O.G. of all bloodsuckers, the head vampire.
- Alan Frog: It's a pyramid scheme, Edgar. Always has been.
- Edgar Frog: What if this is it, though? What if this really is the head vampire?
- Alan Frog: Get this, and get it good, Edgar. As far as I'm concerned...
- [his face transforms from human to half-vampire and his eyes turn yellow]
- Alan Frog: ... there's no such thing as vampires.
- [Edgar Frog is visiting Sam Emerson's grave with a copy of "Batman" issue #14 in his hand when he recalls a conversation he had with Sam and Alan Frog at a comic book store in Santa Carla many years ago, via a flashback scene from the 1987 film "The Lost Boys"]
- Edgar Frog: Listen, buddy, if you're looking for the diet frozen yogurt bar, it went out of business last Summer.
- Sam Emerson: Actually I'm looking for a "Batman" #14.
- Edgar Frog: That's a very serious book, man.
- Alan Frog: Only five in existence.
- Sam Emerson: Four, actually. I'm always looking out for the other three.