Casey B. Dolan credited as playing...
Zoe
- Zoe: Hey. I thought you went to the beach with your brother.
- Edgar Frog: I did, actually, but, uh, he wanted to stay out there longer. He stays out much longer, he's gonna turn into a human piece of beef jerky.
- Zoe: I guess he's making up for lost time.
- Edgar Frog: Yeah.
- Zoe: Oh, guess what? I sold your copy of "Destroy All Vampires" #125 for 500 bucks.
- Edgar Frog: Yeah?
- Zoe: Yeah.
- Edgar Frog: That's great. That should keep the bank off my butt for a while. Now, Zoe, there's something I need to ask you. How did you know vampires are real?
- Zoe: Just a hunch. What are you reading?
- Edgar Frog: Oh, I'm actually scanning the book into my Kindle. I decided, you know... I might as well educate myself about all the possibilities of the dark underworld. For example, did you know that lycanthrope or... female werewolves, she-wolves, actually can change anytime they want to? They don't have to do it under a full moon. That's a myth. They can turn anytime they want to. They have complete control. They can do it in the middle of the day.
- Zoe: [turns away from Edgar] Now, that's an interesting theory.
- [her eyes begin to glow]
- Edgar Frog: Something smells really bad in here.
- Zoe: It's a slaughterhouse.
- Edgar Frog: No, I don't mean the typical bad slaughterhouse dead meat smell. I mean I smell something...
- Zoe: It smells like rotten garbage.
- Edgar Frog: Trash.
- Zoe: Yeah, like I said. Rotting garbage.
- Edgar Frog: No, I mean Jonny Trash.
- Zoe: Jeez Louise.
- Edgar Frog: Jeez Louise. Really?