Jenna Ortega credited as playing...
Wednesday Addams
- Wednesday Addams: [Thing opens the ice box after the coroner has left] Five more minutes. I was just getting comfortable.
- Bianca Barclay: You're lucky.
- Wednesday Addams: Do tell.
- Bianca Barclay: You don't care what people think of you.
- Wednesday Addams: Honestly, I wish I cared a little more.
- Wednesday Addams: Are you really going to make me ask?
- Xavier Thorpe: Oh, absolutely.
- Wednesday Addams: Sigh. Would you... Would... Would you possibly consider going to the Rave'N dance with a certain... Would... Would you go to the dance with me?
- Xavier Thorpe: Yes, Wednesday, I would love to go to the dance with you. Thought you'd never ask.
- Wednesday Addams: Neither did I.
- Eugene Ottinger: [as they prepare to explore cave] Not a huge fan of enclosed spaces. I'm claustrophobic.
- Wednesday Addams: If you hear me screaming bloody murder, there's a good chance I'm just enjoying myself.
- Wednesday Addams: [after taking off her shoes at a school dance] Whoever invented high heels must have had a side-hustle as a torturer.
- Wednesday Addams: Listen, people like me and you, we're different
- Wednesday Addams: We don't need these inane rites of passage to validate who we are.
- Wednesday Addams: We're original thinkers, intrepid outliers in this vast cesspool of adolescence
- Enid Sinclair: Oh, my God! Wednesday Addams is going to the Rave'N! My whole world is tilted! You know what you need now?
- Wednesday Addams: A bullet to the head.
- Enid Sinclair: A dress!
- Wednesday Addams: I already have one.
- Enid Sinclair: Not the one you showed up here in! That thing was a fashion emergency not even lightning could resuscitate!
- Sheriff Donovan Galpin: Why would I share information about an ongoing murder investigation with a high school kid?
- Wednesday Addams: Because I go the Nevermore and you don't. Don't you want some eyes and ears behind those ivy-covered walls?
- Sheriff Donovan Galpin: Listen, Velma, why don't you and the Scooby gang stick to your homework and leave the investigating to the professionals?
- Lucas: Wednesday, I come in peace.
- Wednesday Addams: That's a shame. I brought my pocket mace. The medieval kind.
- Wednesday Addams: [voiceover] Dr. Kinbott tells me I should get out more. Says I need to open my mind to new people and experiences. Who am I to argue with her professional clichés?
- Enid Sinclair: When I suggested giving your side of the room a makeover, I did not have Ted Bundy's Pinterest in mind.
- Wednesday Addams: Still not as creepy as your stuffed unicorn collection.
- Wednesday Addams: [voiceover] Sometimes intentions melt in the face of unexpected opportunity. If this was my chance to get up close and personal with a potential serial killer, how could I refuse?
- Bianca Barclay: As my dear mother always says, "Fire tests gold, suffering tests a woman."
- Wednesday Addams: Speaking of suffering, where's your date?