Greta Gerwig credited as playing...
Patrice
- Adam: I understand what's going on. You're all on the same cycle. This is very exciting. Your uterine walls will be shedding for the next three to five days.
- Shira: Nice memorization. Did you Google that?
- Adam: I may have. Because you're women. And I think that's a beautiful thing. Oh...
- [takes out a CD]
- Adam: I also made you this.
- [hands it to Emma]
- Adam: To help soothe your womb.
- Patrice: It's a mix!..."Even Flow." "Red, Red Wine."
- Shira: "Sunday Bloody Sunday"?
- Emma: Adam. You made me... a period mix?
- Guy: That's so romantic!
- Patrice: Frank Sinatra, "I've Got the World on a String"!
- Adam: It's a classic.
- Emma: The height difference! When we stand next to each other it looks like he's kidnapping me.
- Patrice: You always do this. You always find something wrong with everybody who likes you. And I date guys who have real problems. I date guys who steal my credit card and then they tell me it's my fault because I left it out. You find these perfect guys and then you're like, it will never work he's too happy.
- Emma: What's up, Dr. Metzner!
- [shocked]
- Emma: Did I just say what's up to Steven Metzner?
- Patrice: That was really hard to watch.
- Emma: Look I know I'm supposed to want to be in a relationship, but I just end up with a broken heart and a bunch of his old t-shirts.