David Tennant credited as playing...
Charles Darwin
- Charles Darwin: Yeah, I had this theory. I thought that if you took a monkey, gave him a monocle and covered up his gigantic unsightly ass, then he'd cease to be a monkey and become more of a "manpanzee," if you will.
- [from trailer]
- Pirate with Scarf: Can we get there?
- Pirate Captain: Yes, but unfortunately there's this dirty great sea monster in the way.
- Charles Darwin: I think they just add those on the maps for decoration.
- Pirate Captain: Is that a fact?
- [they go that way, and the monster appears and eats the ship]
- Pirate with Scarf: See? I told you!
- Charles Darwin: [writing in his diary] I discovered a new species of barnacle today. I will never get a girlfriend. I am so unhappy.