George Lopez credited as playing...
Rafael
- Rafael: [as he watches Blu getting closer to Jewel] There he goes! That's my boy!
- [Blu tries to wrap his wing around Jewel but stops mid-way as Jewel looks at him]
- Blu: Ooh! Is it hot? I... I think I'm... I'm sweating! I didn't even think that was biologically possible. I get... look?
- [he holds up his wing]
- Jewel: Oh. Wow.
- Nico: [as they watch Blu make a fool of himself] Yeah! That's your boy, alright.
- Rafael: Okay, so he needs a little help. Well, come on. Let's give him some. Set the mood.
- Pedro: Alright, look. I'm on it. I know how to set the mood. Check it out!
- [he starts dancing and rapping]
- Pedro: Get it-get it-get it-get it-get it-get it girl! Get-ge-get-ge-get it girl! Take her, take her to the flow! Show her, show her how you roll! Drop it! Drop it! Drop it low! Drop it, d-drop it low!
- Rafael: Woah, woah, woah! What kind of mood is that?
- Nico: Pedro, Pedro, a little too aggressive. Not hatin' on your creativity, but I think I got this one. Follow my lead.
- Jewel: Luiz is a bulldog?
- Luiz: You got something against dogs?
- Jewel: I do when they're drooling on me.
- Luiz: It's a medical condition.
- Luiz: No! No! Hey, amigo, we really need you.
- Luiz: She's mean, bro.
- Rafael: Luiz, come on! Please! Please! We need your help.
- [holds up the chain holding Blu and Jewel together]
- Luiz: Hmm. I think I know what to do.
- Rafael: Okay, I need you two to get closer.
- [Blu and Jewel move an inch closer together]
- Rafael: Closer!
- [they move another inch closer]
- Rafael: Closer!
- [they move closer, standing side by side]
- Rafael: Nice! Now put your wings around each other.
- Blu: What?
- Rafael: Come on, amigo! It's not like she's gonna bite! Will you?
- Jewel: We'll see.
- Blu: Rafael, quit following me. You're going in the wrong direction. Isn't carnival that way?
- Rafael: I'm not going to carnival. No, I'm going home.
- Blu: But I thought you loved carnival.
- Rafael: I do. But I love my family much more. And that's a choice I made with this.
- [points to Blu's heart]
- Rafael: Not with this.
- [points to Blu's head]
- Blu: Yeah. Sounds great. It's not like were just throwing ourselves off of a mountain... right?
- Rafael: Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
- Blu: What?
- Rafael: Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
- Man on glider: No, wait!
- [screams]
- Man on glider: Mommy!
- Rafael: Fun, right?
- Blu: Yeah... fun.
- Jewel: [Jewel notices Blu walking away from her] Hey! Where you going? Blu? Blu, what's wrong?
- Blu: [Blu turns to see Jewel] Nothing. Everything is perfect. You'll be off to the rain forest , I'll be back with Linda, just we planned
- Nico: Hey, birds! Stop yapping and start flapping! Let's go
- Jewel: I guess, I tought, maybe...
- Blu: What? That You'd come to Minnesota? Great, I guess I'll knit you a scarf
- Jewel: No, that's not what i Meant
- Blu: Look, Jewel, I can't spend my life walking around you wherever you're going.
- Jewel: Hey, It's not my fault you can't fly
- Pedro: Akward.
- Rafael: [as he notices Blu and Jewel starting to argue] Okay! Okay! You know what? This is good. Just clear the air. Just be completely honest with each other.
- Blu: You want honesty? Fine. Fine, I can be honest. I don't belong here. In fact, I never wanted to come here in the first place. And... and... and you know what? I hate Samba!
- Pedro: [Rafael, Nico and Pedro gasp with shock and Nico bursts into tears] Hey! That's a little too far!
- Nico: [to Pedro] Make the mean bird take it back!
- Blu: Yeah! I said it! Every song sounds exactly the same.
- [he mimics the samba music and dance]
- Blu: Tico-taco, ya-ya-ya! Tico-taco, ya-ya-ya! Urrgh! I'm tico-taco outta here.
- Jewel: Fine! See you around, pet!
- [Jewel flies away and Blu walks away]
- Rafael: No, no,no! Wait, wait, wait! Come back! You belong together! You are Juliet to his Romeo! Sure they both die in the end, but you get my point!
- [Nico and Pedro towards Rafael]
- Rafael: Ah, young love! Always so melodramatic. All right, boys. Go after her. Blu! Come back here! Come on!
- Luiz: Yeah! I'm ready for carnival! Who wants to ride in my fruit. You left without me. That's messed up.
- Blu: So, uh... how far is this Luiz?
- Rafael: Not far. Thirty minutes as the crow flies.
- Blu: Uh... and how long as the macaw walks?
- Jewel: Bobo here can't fly.
- Rafael: But... but he's a bird!
- Blu: Not all birds fly. There are ostriches.
- Jewel: You are not an ostrich!
- Blu: Well, not technically, but...
- Rafael: Wait, wait, wait! My friends, I wanna help, but to walk the whole way, it... it... it can't be done!
- [he suddenly notices his kids clambering around his wife asking after him]
- Rafael: But hey, we might as well give it a shot. Let's go, quickly.
- [he turns Blu and Jewel around and walks away quietly; Jewel turns to look at the kids]
- Jewel: [referring to Rafael's children] Oh! Precious, aren't they?
- Rafael: Kids! Seventeen of 'em! And one on the way.
- [shouting to two of his children shaking an unhatched egg]
- Rafael: Hey! He is not a baraka! Stop shaking him!
- [turning to Blu and Jewel]
- Rafael: They're giving me grey feathers! Oh, this papa needs a break!
- Rafael: So, you two lovebirds headed for carnival?
- Jewel: Wow! Love birds?
- Blu: We're more like acquaintance birds.
- Jewel: And not even that! We're more like chained-to-each-other birds.
- Blu: Yeah. I... I mean... aaah!
- [one of Rafael kids pulls his feather]
- Blu: What is it with this kid and feathers?
- Rafael: We have no idea. We're having him tested.
- Rafael: Eva, my love. I must take this couple to see Luiz.
- Eva: Luiz? Huh! You don't fool me for a second. You and your amigo just want to sneak off to carnival.
- Rafael: Oh, carnival! that magical time when I met the most beautiful bird in the world.
- [he hugs Eva and blows an air kiss towards her]
- Eva: Aah!
- [Jewel huffs at Blu with disgust]
- Jewel: You're sure you're up for this?
- Blu: Yeah. Yeah, I mean, well it's not like we're just hurling ourselves off a mountain or something, right?
- Rafael: Actually, that was pretty much my entire plan.
- Blu: What?
- Rafael: No. Don't worry, Blu. It's in your DNA. And if our featherless friends can do it, how hard can it be?
- [just then a human tourist hand gliding off the cliff shouts out for help]
- Man on glider: Mommy!
- Blu: Fun, right?
- Blu: Yeah. Fun.
- Rafael: [to Blu and Jewel who are standing side by side] Now, you flap your right wing, you flap your left wing, and together, you fly!
- Blu: Uh... but this doesn't seem aerodynamically possible!
- Rafael: Ey-ya-ya-ya-ya! You think too much! Fly! It's not what you think up here.
- [points to Blu's head]
- Rafael: It's what you feel in here.
- [points to Blu's heart]
- Rafael: And when you feel the rhythm of your heart, it's like Samba! You fly!
- Rafael: [as Rafael is demonstrating flying to Blu] See, it's easy!
- Blu: Easy? Easy for you to say. 'Cause from... from here it looks really, really hard!
- Jewel: Hey, if you want to see Linda again, this is the only way.
- Blu: Okay, you're right.
- Jewel: Yes, I am.
- Blu: This is for Linda.
- Jewel: Right!
- Blu: Keep it simple.
- Jewel: Easy-breezy.
- Blu: Thrust, lift, drag.
- Jewel: Oh, come on! Let's go!
- [she drags him along]
- Blu: Wait!