Brooke Dubek
Cary Dubek
Pat Dubek
Streeter (credit only)
Chase Dubek
Lance Arroyo
Alessia Cara
Bowen Yang
Cameron Colby
Shuli Kucerac
Waiter
Bouncer
Tourist Man
Devin
Donna (as Allison Briner Dardenne)
Linda (as Shannon Devido)
Aunt Connie (voice)
Gay Guy
Indoor Twink
Hollis
Larry
Chorus Boy #2
Flight Attendant
Mike
Russell
Chorus Boy #1
Front Desk Person
Rob
CNN Anchor
Billy
Sam
Mackenzie (voice) (uncredited)
Gay Guy (uncredited)