- Mark Grayson: [after testing in hot lava] Hey, can somebody call Art? I'm gonna need like 20 new costumes if we're gonna keep doing this.
- Rex Splode: So, um, how much did all this cost, Cecil? Is this why the coffeemaker's still broken at Guardians HQ?
- Rex Splode: Boy, did you pick the wrong day to steal a timeless piece of America's history. Well, not that there's a right day. But you know what I mean.
- William: There's a big difference between being honest and being too honest, and this is definitely the latter.
- Doc Seismic: [to Invincible and Atom Eve] It's my old friends Token Diversity and Gender Stereotype.
- Allen: Viltrumites have conquered thousands of planets.Waged war across hundreds of light years. They rule over the largest empire the universe has ever seen. But, man, their prison food sucks. I really thought it would be better.