Karla Souza credited as playing...
Marina
- Tom: This year is gonna be different. We're in a groove now. We don't argue like we used to.
- Sarah: [from the other end of the house] What? Connor!
- Tom: [dejectedly] Wow, I really set myself up there, huh?
- Sarah: What is "Alicia Silverstick" doing in your closet?
- Connor: [Connor snatches the stick from Sarah's hand] First of all, his name is "Stickolas Cage."
- Marina: Okay, I'm guessing there's a backstory that we're gonna have to hear about?
- Tom: 1995, family trip to Yosemite, these two find a stick and start arguing over it. That's it, that's the end of the backstory.
- Denise: So to be clear, it's just a stick?
- Sarah: No, it's a lucky stick.
- Connor: Yeah. We got locked in the cabin and used this stick to break a window.
- Sarah: And you said it got lost.
- Connor: It did, and then I found it.
- Sarah: My... that's my stick! Stop it! You know it!
- Tom: Hey, guys? Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!
- [Connor and Sarah grunting on the floor fighting over the stick]
- Muriel: [Marshall and Muriel walk in through the front door] Every single year.
- Marina: Oh, my God. He put that in there?
- Denise: You didn't read it?
- Marina: No. I stopped reading Tom's work when I realized he just wants to hear, "It's great, keep going!" So I just say that.
- Denise: Marina, you told Tom about our secret club, which is supposed to be secret.
- Marina: I'm sorry. I think I was in the tub with a glass of wine, and Tom came in, and he started talking about his family, and it just slipped out. You know how tub wine is.
- Denise: I told you things I would never want Sarah to know. Like, "Denise dreaded summer because it meant more exposure to Sarah's Eleanor Roosevelt tattoo."