- Steve Deeds: [to old lady] Tell me if you think this is funny. Have you ever tried to use a computer?
- [silence]
- Steve Deeds: Do you know what a computer is?
- [shakes her head 'no']
- Steve Deeds: Well, I tried to reboot mine, but I didn't what size shoe it wore. So I squeezed it into an 8 1/2.
- [nothing]
- Steve Deeds: Okay... I definitely have another one in here that I think you'll think is funny...
- Steve Deeds: [re: Walk of Fame] I'm funnier than you, I'm funnier than you, You're dead. Wo-ho, Pat Morita, we're tied!