Jeff Daniel Phillips credited as playing...
Herman • Zombo • Shecky Von Rathbone
- Herman Munster: Have you fellas heard about the new glass coffins?
- Mr. Gateman: We have not. Are they successful?
- Herman Munster: Remains to be seen, Mr. Gateman. Remains. To be seen.
- [Herman laughs]
- Lily Munster: I knew the moment I laid eyes on you that you were special. I understand if you don't feel the same. I'm just a regular gal living a boring, normal life.
- Herman Munster: If there's one thing I know, it's that the rest of the world melted away as soon as you appeared in my life.
- Grandpa Munster: Hey numbskull!
- Herman Munster: What?
- Grandpa Munster: I said. Hey, numbskull!
- Herman Munster: Excuse me sir could you speak up?
- Grandpa Munster: I assume you are the Herman Munster character I've been hearing so much about, lately!
- Herman Munster: Yeah I think I'm the only one. When they made me they broke the mold.
- Grandpa Munster: With you in it I presume.
- Herman Munster: No! I think I was out by that point.
- Lester: So listen, Herman. Now that you and I are practically blood related, I think it's only right that I tell you about this sweetheart real estate deal.
- Herman Munster: That sounds boss, man. Ha ha ha, but I think it's best if Lily handles the finances 'cause I don't have a head for numbers.
- Lester: Come on, Herman. Get with it. You gotta get ahead of the curve if you wanna swerve.