George Lopez credited as playing...
Papi
- Papi: [Papi is teaching the puppies how to dig] Bueno! Bueno, bueno, dig, my puppies! Dig as if you were burying your favorite bone!
- Appoline: [the puppies don't realize that a stuck-up French poodle is behind them and they accidentally flick dirt on her. Appoline shrieks] Sacre bleu! Oh, you idiots! You got me dirty!
- Papi Jr.: [to Appoline] Sorry.
- Lala: [apologizing to Appoline] I'm sorry.
- Papi: [to Appoline] Pardon me, senorita, my kids got a little carried away with their digging.
- [the puppies bark]
- Appoline: [to Papi, thinking he is too unimportant to speak to her] And, who said you can speak to me?
- Chloe: [to Delta, Sebastian and Bimini about Appoline] Uh-oh, it's *her* again! I'll be right back.
- [Chloe leaves to find Papi]
- Appoline: [to Papi] Well, you look like a stray! How did you even get *in* here?
- Chloe: [whispering to Papi] Papi, what's going on?
- Appoline: Quelle terrible! As if there weren't *enough* of you *peasants*!
- Chloe: [not falling for the accent] Oh, enough with that fake accent! Everyone already knows you're from The Valley!
- Appoline: [scoffs] Your little fluff balls ruined my perm!
- Chloe: If there's a problem here, you say it to *me* but leave my kids out of it!
- Papi: Easy, Mama Bear. She's just all mad because she looks like a big, angry Q-Tip!
- Colleen Mansfield: [noticing that Papi, Chloe and Papi are harassing Appoline] No, no, no, no, *no*! Shoo! Shoo-shoo! Leave my dog alone!
- [the puppies bark]
- Colleen Mansfield: Scoundrels!
- Papi: [to Colleen] Excuse me, Miss. I think we just got off on the wrong paw.
- Sam Cortez: [walking over to Papi, Chloe and the pups and noticing an argument between them, Colleen and Appoline] Whoa, is there a problem here?
- Colleen Mansfield: [clipping Appoline's dog leash and exhales, motioning to him the "Beverly Hills Residents Only" sign] You know, this park is for Beverly Hills residents only! Don't you have dog parks where *you* live?
- Sam Cortez: [to Colleen] Hey, we have a right to be here!
- Colleen Mansfield: Really? Well, then keep your little animals away from Mademoiselle Marie Appoline Bouvier!
- Appoline: C'est moi!
- Colleen Mansfield: She's a prize-winning show dog!
- [to Appoline]
- Colleen Mansfield: Aren't you baby?
- [to Sam]
- Colleen Mansfield: *And* a three-time champion of the Beverly Hills Dog Show.
- [French techno-pop music plays as Appoline is shown with her many trophies and medals]
- Colleen Mansfield: She can't handle stress.
- Sam Cortez: Then how does she handle *you*?
- Papi: [chuckles] Somebody get some ice for that burn! Whoop!
- Colleen Mansfield: Come, Appoline!
- [gives them a dirty look]
- Colleen Mansfield: We're done here.
- [Appoline curses them in French]
- Sam Cortez: [to himself] Friendly.
- Papi: [yelling out to Appoline] Hey, Mademoiselle! Don't look now, but somebody shaved your heinie!
- [Appoline gasps]
- Chloe: [Chloe chuckles] Oh, Papi! You're *terrible*!