Vera Farmiga credited as playing...
Edith Martin
- George Hartman: Your girl seemed very determined.
- Edith Martin: Audrey. Yeah, I named her after Audrey Hepburn, but it was a serious miscalculation. I should have named her Benito.
- George Hartman: A smartphone fascist.
- Edith Martin: If Audrey had to give up either her phone or her kidney, she'd be on dialysis. I'm sure of it.
- George Hartman: Feckless? Let me guess, you're a high school English teacher.
- Edith Martin: Wrong. How 'bout you? Wait, let me guess, let me guess. Are you a Brooks Brothers model?
- George Hartman: I'm a cardiac surgeon. I was speaking with a patient.
- Edith Martin: Hmm, so you can fix a heart over the phone?
- George Hartman: Depends on the data plan.
- Edith Martin: Any rapes?
- Justin: A lot of rapes, but that's typical of college. That's what you're gettin' into.