Sam Trammell credited as playing...
Sam Merlotte
- Sam Merlotte: Why exactly are you handing me marijuana?
- Holly Cleary: Black cohosh. Brings down your testosterone levels. For your rage. You obviously have a problem.
- Sam Merlotte: Thanks. You got anything that works for nosiness and bad boundaries?
- Holly Cleary: Oh, I'm sorry. It's just something I do. I give people remedies. I'm a Wiccan.
- Sam Merlotte: Hey, listen. You're new here, so you wouldn't know this, but I got two rules in my bar: No dancing, no religion.
- Tommy Mickens: Dude, why'd you tell 'em that guy didn't die? You were finally getting some respect.
- Sam Merlotte: Tommy, it's not respect when your employees think you're a psychopath.